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Being Funny Never Got Anyone Laid

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Dear Eharmony, Fuck you.

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Best. First. Messages. Ever.

Mar 01, 11 Best. First. Messages. Ever.

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. . . . . You should probably read this blog first: http://www.singlesteve.com/2011/02/dear-online-dating-let%E2%80%99s-get-ridiculous-penis-penis-penis/ Thanks for all the “great” suggestions for messages to send out on my okcupid account. I didn’t want to send out messages that were sexual in nature, I’m not trying to be...

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Dear Online Dating, Let’s Get Ridiculous. Penis Penis Penis.

Feb 23, 11 Dear Online Dating, Let’s Get Ridiculous. Penis Penis Penis.

Posted by in funny, Uncategorized

So I was thinking, remember when I said I was giving up on online dating in my last blog? No? You don’t? Because you didn’t read my blog? Because I didn’t put profanities in the title? Well that’s why I put Penis Penis Penis in this one’s title. Yeah, I can tell you didn’t read it. Thank you google analytics. Anyways,...

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Jurassic Park 4: Justin Bieber’s Great Escape

Feb 21, 11 Jurassic Park 4: Justin Bieber’s Great Escape

Posted by in funny, girls, humor, rant, single

I’m not sure what this is going to be about, I just feel like I should write something. I don’t think this is going to be funny, I think this is going to be more of a “real talk” blog.  Where I just want to type whatever comes out. I mean that’s usually how I write blogs, but usually I sit down with a purpose of what...

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I want to send you flowers for Valentines Day, yes you.

Feb 10, 11 I want to send you flowers for Valentines Day, yes you.

Posted by in funny, Uncategorized

I want to send you flowers for Valentines Day, yes you. So here’s the thing, Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching at the inevitable speed of one second per second, with every second that passes by. In fact with every word and sentence you read, means the day of hallmark style of coerced love is closer and closer. It’s...

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Dear Eharmony, Fuck you.

Ear muffs. Sorry about the aggressive title. Actually I’m not. I lie. I mean, I feel bad if you’re at work right now reading this, and the biggest letters on your screen involve the words FUCK YOU. That’s always kind of awkward when you’re supposed to be “working”. If that’s the case, please scroll...

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Being Funny Never Got Anyone Laid

Jan 04, 11 Being Funny Never Got Anyone Laid

Posted by in dating, drunk, funny, girls, humor, Life, Love

I know, the first thing you’re thinking is my title of this blog is bullshit. Well first of all, calm the fuck down, there is no reason, what so ever, to swear. Just pop a simmer. It’s weird I don’t swear in real life “that much”, but in my blog, every other word is cock, balls, shit, crap, etc. I think I have...

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A Good Old Fashioned Twitter Fight

Why hello there. Welcome back. I agree, I’m a jerk. And a liar. A dirty rotten liar. I do this every single time, I write a blog, apologize for not writing in a real long time, and then tell you, but “this time it’s going to be different, baby, I promise”. I promise I’m going to write more, I promise that this...

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