Best. First. Messages. Ever.
. . . . . You should probably read this blog first: http://www.singlesteve.com/2011/02/dear-online-dating-let%E2%80%99s-get-ridiculous-penis-penis-penis/ Thanks for »
Dear Eharmony, Fuck you.
Ear muffs. Sorry about the aggressive title. Actually I’m not. I lie. I mean, I »
If we’re friends, and you’re a girl, I probably want to bang you
. . . . . . . . Hello. Welcome. Have a seat, I’m about »
Craig’s List 3.0
***********Old blog, back posting*********** Originally:Wednesday, February 27, 2008 Long time no blog. Sorry. Work is »
Girls at bars I hate, part one
Alliteration is awesome and hilarious, write that down This is a realization blog. »
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Craig’s List All Stars 5
. . . . . . . . . Hooray! Another blog! I suck at blogging as frequently as I should. I think I’m kind of in a slump? Life (work, school, play) goes
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How not to date the Cute Funny Girl in your class
. . . . (Imagine, a dimly lit library, smelling of rich mahogany, me, wearing a satin robe, smoking a pipe, slowly rotating my swiveling plush chair towards you.) Hello, salutations, greetings, please, have
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Apparently I gave up sex for Lent…and 2011
Dear Diary, Let’s talk about sex. No not really because that’s awkward. Especially since lots of my family, friends and co-workers read this blog. And if they are, I don’t have sex, hi mom,
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Best. First. Messages. Ever.
. . . . . You should probably read this blog first: http://www.singlesteve.com/2011/02/dear-online-dating-let%E2%80%99s-get-ridiculous-penis-penis-penis/ Thanks for all the “great” suggestions for messages to send out on my okcupid account. I didn’t want to send out
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Dear Online Dating, Let’s Get Ridiculous. Penis Penis Penis.
So I was thinking, remember when I said I was giving up on online dating in my last blog? No? You don’t? Because you didn’t read my blog? Because I didn’t put profanities in
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Jurassic Park 4: Justin Bieber’s Great Escape
I’m not sure what this is going to be about, I just feel like I should write something. I don’t think this is going to be funny, I think this is going to be
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I want to send you flowers for Valentines Day, yes you.
I want to send you flowers for Valentines Day, yes you. So here’s the thing, Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching at the inevitable speed of one second per second, with every second that passes
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Dear Eharmony, Fuck you.
Ear muffs. Sorry about the aggressive title. Actually I’m not. I lie. I mean, I feel bad if you’re at work right now reading this, and the biggest letters on your screen involve the
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Being Funny Never Got Anyone Laid
I know, the first thing you’re thinking is my title of this blog is bullshit. Well first of all, calm the fuck down, there is no reason, what so ever, to swear. Just pop
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A Good Old Fashioned Twitter Fight
Why hello there. Welcome back. I agree, I’m a jerk. And a liar. A dirty rotten liar. I do this every single time, I write a blog, apologize for not writing in a real
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