Girls I hate at bars, part two
So by popular demand, and by popular demand I mean one guy asked me to write it, I guess I’ll dive into observations I’ve made at bars about “Girls I Hate at Bars”. As you may recall I’ve already discuss the whoreyness that is “Girls Night Out”, if not please refer to this blog here.
2nd Group: “Because you’re not fucking tall enough already”
Maybe this is just a personal gripe, because I have inferior Mexican genes and stopped growing at the awesome height of 5’8. I know I’m not tall, but I know I HAVE TO be taller than some population of females in San Diego. Even if it’s a minority group, I know the group exists because I’ve seen girls, with my own short eyes, who are shorter than me during the day. At the bars at night, it’s a different story. I feel like when I go to the bars, girls that normally are 5’3 will some how magically appear to be 6’5 at bars. F THAT! They use dirty girl magic as seen in the diagram below.
3rd Group: “Team Asia!!”
Mostly this just applies to my southern California readers and in which case you already know EXACTLY what I’m talking about. This is in reference to the extremely high Asian population and their presence in intimidating numbers. I’m not saying I don’t like Asian girls, I’m just saying where you see one, you’ll see 13. They travel in hordes. I would be less intimidated to approach this horde of 13 Asian girls if they diversified their friends. Like if I saw they had a Mexican friend, I would think “hey they like Mexicans, they even have a Mexican friend to prove it”. But instead I’m thinking “Man, Asian’s only like Asians. See all there friends are Asians.” I feel like I fucking need to know karate to infiltrate this group of girls. Hi Ya!
(I promise I’m not racist. . . . I mean I used to eat Panda Express like 3 times a day in college,that has to count for something)
4th Group: “The Bad Dancer!?”
I love to dance, but hate bad dancers. Seen below is only a few examples:
There it is. Let me know your thoughts. Anyone know how I spread my blog to more people. I want to do more, but not if it’s just for my own enjoyment. Hollar!
Damn, being a tall is hard. Don’t hate on us!! As a tall girl who used to go clubbing, I always was partial to the hot shorties. Keep in mind “Once you go tall you never go back.”
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Yo Stevenolli. nice post once again man. Keep em coming.
As far as spreading the good word of your blog. just keep reading and commenting on others blogs as much as you possibly can, and add them all to your blogroll and ask them to do the same. Also tage all your posts with as many keywords as you can and google will do the rest. The more topics you got, the more people will find you from searches. Also I noticed when I post about current stuff (i posted about health Ledger last week) and my hits went through the roof.
Good Luck
RL
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This is a hilarious post!! Especially the DDR part. I never did understand how people who played that game to excess really believed it would somehow improve their dancing. Then again, maybe there’s an overlap between DDR and “Seizure” dancers? Just sayin’…
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Height..
I’m 6’2″ when i’m not slouching.
Benefits: See dangerous predators from far away
Detriments: -3 against ceiling fans
It is about even.. plus you have the advantage in hide and seek.
Dancing..
I tried dancing once and woke up three days later with 4 broken legs.. ya.. i was a quadriped for a while, wanna fight about it?
For the record, if u stabbed me with a knife you stole out of my pocket I would attribute it to your heritage.
-Whitezilla
Keep up the blogtastic wonderment!
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hehehe- I love your rants! just found the blog- it’s goin on my favourites
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