Comments on: Craig’s List All Stars 2.0 http://www.singlesteve.com/2009/02/craig%e2%80%99s-list-all-stars-20/ Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:32:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: {{Lacey}} http://www.singlesteve.com/2009/02/craig%e2%80%99s-list-all-stars-20/#comment-106 {{Lacey}} Sat, 24 Jul 2010 00:02:49 +0000 http://stevenolli.wordpress.com/?p=73#comment-106 Andrew- your ability to interpret is amazing. Is this part of your day job? And Single Steve- what a great find on that guy. Scary as a motherfucker but so raw :) Andrew- your ability to interpret is amazing. Is this part of your day job?

And Single Steve- what a great find on that guy. Scary as a motherfucker but so raw :)

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]]> By: Christina West http://www.singlesteve.com/2009/02/craig%e2%80%99s-list-all-stars-20/#comment-105 Christina West Tue, 16 Mar 2010 07:12:02 +0000 http://stevenolli.wordpress.com/?p=73#comment-105 Oh man got2go2crt2morow is like the man of my DREAMS. someone just looking for a booty call before he goes away on a "dum ass warant". oh baby oh baby hook me uuuup. i nearly died laughing, thanks :) Oh man got2go2crt2morow is like the man of my DREAMS. someone just looking for a booty call before he goes away on a “dum ass warant”. oh baby oh baby hook me uuuup. i nearly died laughing, thanks :)

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]]> By: » Blog Archive » Sunday Showcase: Single Steve http://www.singlesteve.com/2009/02/craig%e2%80%99s-list-all-stars-20/#comment-104 » Blog Archive » Sunday Showcase: Single Steve Sun, 10 Jan 2010 11:04:11 +0000 http://stevenolli.wordpress.com/?p=73#comment-104 [...] on his personal dating life. I think it was probably his Craigslist All Stars Posts (One, Two, Three and Four, um, I guess Three again, but a different post). He has this thing where he [...] [...] on his personal dating life. I think it was probably his Craigslist All Stars Posts (One, Two, Three and Four, um, I guess Three again, but a different post). He has this thing where he [...]

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]]> By: likeomigod http://www.singlesteve.com/2009/02/craig%e2%80%99s-list-all-stars-20/#comment-103 likeomigod Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:08:38 +0000 http://stevenolli.wordpress.com/?p=73#comment-103 I LOVE this blog! You're hilarious! I LOVE this blog! You’re hilarious!

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]]> By: wickedmoxie http://www.singlesteve.com/2009/02/craig%e2%80%99s-list-all-stars-20/#comment-102 wickedmoxie Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:54:02 +0000 http://stevenolli.wordpress.com/?p=73#comment-102 OMG, the Best guy, has a distinct gay vibe in denial about him, and there is nothing wrong with being gay, at all, but you're in denial and telling people you're a spectacular lay and make 10.38 per hour, you know what, forget it even the gays don't want this guy... pfffft... As for the other one, OMG, LMAO, well we know that if the guy on Craigslist Allstars 1 is not Bubba's bitch then this guy probably is... LOL... oh wait, maybe he man boob guy hooked up in the joint...?? Maybe Craigslist Personals do work in certain really disturbing, I wanna bleach my brain and gouge my eyes out kind of a way... ;) OMG, the Best guy, has a distinct gay vibe in denial about him, and there is nothing wrong with being gay, at all, but you’re in denial and telling people you’re a spectacular lay and make 10.38 per hour, you know what, forget it even the gays don’t want this guy… pfffft…

As for the other one, OMG, LMAO, well we know that if the guy on Craigslist Allstars 1 is not Bubba’s bitch then this guy probably is… LOL… oh wait, maybe he man boob guy hooked up in the joint…?? Maybe Craigslist Personals do work in certain really disturbing, I wanna bleach my brain and gouge my eyes out kind of a way…
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]]> By: Andrew http://www.singlesteve.com/2009/02/craig%e2%80%99s-list-all-stars-20/#comment-101 Andrew Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:18:07 +0000 http://stevenolli.wordpress.com/?p=73#comment-101 For some reason I understand his post completely. 1 - how could a braud not b atracted to the valumpuis curves and hour glass figure that a thurolly bread lushus lishis tender morsul flaunts with such pride and confidence.” This sentence, in context, is showing his empathy with bisexual women. He previously states his request for "girly girls (bi a plus)". His train of thought immediately transitions into why he cant blame women for their bi-sexual ways: "How could a broad not be attracted to the voluptuous curves and the hour glass figure that a thoroughbred, lushalicious, tender morsel who flaunts with such pride and confidence." His vocabulary is really well thought out and his phonetic spelling is adorable. He uses broad, which is an old slang to mean "manly-woman or a woman who can throw a punch", nowadays it can just be used to mean "woman" but because hes talking about bi-sexual women... its really clever. His next reference of relating women to racehorses is really classy, "thurolly bread". His phonetic mispronunciation of lushalicious into "lushus licious" is forgiven because he then relates women into "tender morsuls" which of course transitions into his next sentence where he talks about eating and biting women, genius. 2 - “yyyaaaiii iiieeee yyyaaaiii de parte de svjohnybz followed by choptop then spot all 1 word at mail thats hot,without the sv in front in order to better get a hold of mwa i anckshesly await your responce o ya i stay with a wood roomate whos allso lonely i need to get that fool lade before he explodes,so feal free to shoot over with a freind race isnt an ishu” "YEA-YUH! Lets party! johnybzchoptopspot@hotmail.com, I anxiously await your response. Oh yeah, I stay with a Peckerwood roommate who is also lonely. I would like him to have sexual intercourse before he explodes. So feel free to come over with a friend, ethnicity is not an issue." The hardest part to understand is where he is telling you his email address. He first tells you its svjohnybz, followed by choptop, then spot (all 1 word) at the mail thats hot (get it, hotmail, the mail thats hot) then he goes back and tells you to remove the sv in front. "mwa" is clearly just a slip of the keyboard as he was a little excited and "e" slipped into "wa". Also, he makes a native San Diego reference: "Wood" is a slang to mean "Peckerwood" (which is a notorious gang in San Diego).

For some reason I understand his post completely.

1 – how could a braud not b atracted to the valumpuis curves and hour glass figure that a thurolly bread lushus lishis tender morsul flaunts with such pride and confidence.”

This sentence, in context, is showing his empathy with bisexual women. He previously states his request for “girly girls (bi a plus)”. His train of thought immediately transitions into why he cant blame women for their bi-sexual ways: “How could a broad not be attracted to the voluptuous curves and the hour glass figure that a thoroughbred, lushalicious, tender morsel who flaunts with such pride and confidence.”

His vocabulary is really well thought out and his phonetic spelling is adorable. He uses broad, which is an old slang to mean “manly-woman or a woman who can throw a punch”, nowadays it can just be used to mean “woman” but because hes talking about bi-sexual women… its really clever. His next reference of relating women to racehorses is really classy, “thurolly bread”. His phonetic mispronunciation of lushalicious into “lushus licious” is forgiven because he then relates women into “tender morsuls” which of course transitions into his next sentence where he talks about eating and biting women, genius.

2 – “yyyaaaiii iiieeee yyyaaaiii de parte de svjohnybz followed by choptop then spot all 1 word at mail thats hot,without the sv in front in order to better get a hold of mwa i anckshesly await your responce o ya i stay with a wood roomate whos allso lonely i need to get that fool lade before he explodes,so feal free to shoot over with a freind race isnt an ishu”

“YEA-YUH! Lets party! johnybzchoptopspot@hotmail.com, I anxiously await your response. Oh yeah, I stay with a Peckerwood roommate who is also lonely. I would like him to have sexual intercourse before he explodes. So feel free to come over with a friend, ethnicity is not an issue.”

The hardest part to understand is where he is telling you his email address. He first tells you its svjohnybz, followed by choptop, then spot (all 1 word) at the mail thats hot (get it, hotmail, the mail thats hot) then he goes back and tells you to remove the sv in front. “mwa” is clearly just a slip of the keyboard as he was a little excited and “e” slipped into “wa”. Also, he makes a native San Diego reference: “Wood” is a slang to mean “Peckerwood” (which is a notorious gang in San Diego).

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]]> By: Craig’s List, one more time… « Single Steve http://www.singlesteve.com/2009/02/craig%e2%80%99s-list-all-stars-20/#comment-99 Craig’s List, one more time… « Single Steve Wed, 25 Feb 2009 23:24:46 +0000 http://stevenolli.wordpress.com/?p=73#comment-99 [...] Craig’s List All Stars 2.0 [...] [...] Craig’s List All Stars 2.0 [...]

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]]> By: Gabi http://www.singlesteve.com/2009/02/craig%e2%80%99s-list-all-stars-20/#comment-98 Gabi Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:56:26 +0000 http://stevenolli.wordpress.com/?p=73#comment-98 Where is SDOJIN!? Where is SDOJIN!?

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]]> By: fairytaleshenanigans http://www.singlesteve.com/2009/02/craig%e2%80%99s-list-all-stars-20/#comment-97 fairytaleshenanigans Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:11:16 +0000 http://stevenolli.wordpress.com/?p=73#comment-97 Holy eff, it's my soulmate! I've been searching for a crazy night with a guy who has apparently invented his own alien language, could be a potential axe murderer, and actually refers to himself as "voluptuous," or some variation of the word. And I'm so glad someone's finally exploiting Craiglist's hilarity. I think next you should do one on ads seeking actors for "adult films." Holy eff, it’s my soulmate! I’ve been searching for a crazy night with a guy who has apparently invented his own alien language, could be a potential axe murderer, and actually refers to himself as “voluptuous,” or some variation of the word.

And I’m so glad someone’s finally exploiting Craiglist’s hilarity. I think next you should do one on ads seeking actors for “adult films.”

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