No, don’t worry. I didn’t get a girlfriend. Sorry I haven’t blogged in a “long” time, my work thinks it’s cool to make me work 12 hour days, everyday!! Also schools getting pretty rough now a days, as the semester is coming to an end. Not that any of you actually care about Real Life Steve, I’m just saying.
So last blog I mentioned a scenario about getting a wink from a cute girl the day AFTER my match.com subscription had end, thus I had no way to “contact” her. Sure she might be a spam spot, but considering I haven’t gotten a wink/message from a normal girl in months, I was determined to do something. I let YOU decided what that something was going to be.
I gave you three options:
A.) Epic Facebook stalk
B.) Pay again and re-subscribe
C.) Do Nothing
I also got some funny “other” responses:
But the final results of the online survey are …….
You’re a CREEP
Well, most of you at least. 40 percent of you voted for “Epic Facebook Stalk”. And if you didn’t vote, I’m going to assume you’re a creep anyways, because who reads through my blog and doesn’t comment/vote. Yeah. Who’s the creep now. But focus, I was now on a mission. A mission to sort through the bazillion bytes of data on the interweb to find my potential one true love.
So I did.
Actually, wasn’t as hard as I thought, or hard at all (That’s what she said). Her match.com name was her facebook user name. First result on google.
So there I was, at a cross roads of decisions.
I went through a lot debate, but with the help from a girl saved in my phone as “Lindsey Dave’s girlfriend”, she helped decide to send her a message from “Real Life Steve”. You know this Steve, the responsible one, who’s not an internet A hole. This message actually went through several drafts before I actually sent it out, I was trying to not to creep her out. Obviously I failed..
So that was 10 days ago. I think it’s safe to say, she’s not going to reply. Pretty harsh, I would have felt better if she would have just responded and said “PLEASE STOP CONTACTING ME”. Maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned the blog? Maybe the blog is a deal breaker?
Let’s pretend for second you’re a girl, and you know this guy, who writes a blog, is that a deal breaker for not dating him? Is it like having a lazy eye or something?
Maybe the blog is C blocking me?
Speaking of stalking, I recent got a friend request from a Leslie Parker. She has no friends, was born on April 1st, 1969. Also she had two profile pictures of 2 completely different hot chicks. Is someone testing me to see if I’ll fall in love with a spambot? Or maybe someone was trying to see MY personal information/pictures. Hmmm. Sketch.
I’m actually getting expert help with my online dating via the magic of twitter. This person with the handle name of @onlinewingwoman, stumbled across me and my blogs. She offered her services, sounds like a win win. You should check out her blog at http://www.onlinewingwoman.com
But I’m thinking she’s going to have a miracle worker. I’ve had my online profiles examined, scrutinized and updated by all you jerks many times. So hopefully she knows something you don’t.
What I’m actually hoping happens is that while in the process of reading my online profiles, she realizes that were perfect for each other and we ride off into the sunset together on white stallions. She is pretty cute…..but I doubt it. Especially now, after I awkwardly mentioned my secret plan. Let’s keep it professional. Unless you wanna make. Then I’m in. I’m JUST kidding. But seriously, let me know.
This is my last blog about online dating for a while, I know it can get booooooring and it’s basically me crying for 15 minutes about how I can’t get a date. No one likes that. Grow up.
Three things about eharmony.com before I stop talking about it.
Leave me some comments. Or else.
Tell your friends to join the facebook page. NO I will not stop whoring myself out.