Women of Tinder: What not to do

Let’s just get started.

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I mean congrats on being a cute kid, but are you really trying to attract that guy that sees a photo of you at your 5th birthday party and is like “Daaaaaaamn guuuuurl, can’t wait to swipe that ass right.” Also it makes me think that you peaked when you were 5. Stop living in 1989. It’s time to move on.

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And I leave you with the smartest girl on Tinder.

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There will be a part two of “What not to do’s” for the women of Tinder, but wanted to spread them out, depending on how this one is received.

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  • singlegirlie November 18, 2013 at 7:16 am

    Awesome post. Downloading Tinder now. And I’m going to be super mysterious and really let guys wonder whether or not I have arms.

    • Single Steve November 18, 2013 at 3:33 pm

      Looking forward to your tales from Tinder! I’ve “heard”, some of the guys profiles are just as ridiculous.

  • Katie Benson November 18, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    I’m so excited after all these years I made the blog!!! Thanks to tinder my inbox is full of inappropriate pictures!

  • Tro November 19, 2013 at 10:29 pm

    There’s a simple formula for not completely annoying everyone – have one photo of just you, one photo with yourself and an attractive friend (in case things don’t work out), one photo with a group (preferably other attractive females), (at least) one photo that shows your full body in clothes that don’t also double as a parachute, and don’t post pics in sunglasses. Because no one cares how big the lenses your sunglass are. Unless you’re just trying to show off boobs. Do that, but also take off the sunglasses.

  • Mike Foster November 22, 2013 at 7:29 am

    So stoked for this blog to be back

  • Kathy November 22, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    This app is scary. I just joined Sat am lying in bed. I found one guy who had a mutual friend. Within 5 min, I kew his last name, career, and address. If I was a stalker, it would be a dram come true:)

    • Single Steve November 22, 2013 at 6:16 pm

      If….you were a stalker. You got all that information so soon!? Well done. Did he already send you nude selfies?

  • dixie March 29, 2015 at 3:33 am

    Wow! I just found out about “TINDER” today. Seems my 17 year old niece & her 17 year old best girlfriend want to meet this guy that my niece found on Tinder- while they are visting me here in Miami. They seem to thinks it would be “OKAY” – to leave my chapherone like ness- and ride away with this complete stranger -in his car- IF they meet hoim and can tell that he’s a “GOOD GUY”. I said absolutely not and now I am the HATED AUNT! What do the rest of you think?

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