Let’s just get started.
I mean congrats on being a cute kid, but are you really trying to attract that guy that sees a photo of you at your 5th birthday party and is like “Daaaaaaamn guuuuurl, can’t wait to swipe that ass right.” Also it makes me think that you peaked when you were 5. Stop living in 1989. It’s time to move on.
And I leave you with the smartest girl on Tinder.
There will be a part two of “What not to do’s” for the women of Tinder, but wanted to spread them out, depending on how this one is received.
Would love to hear your comments of stories and tales from Tinder!