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Women of Tinder: What not to do, Part 2

Let’s get rrrrrready to Tiiiiindeeeeeeeeeer.

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Part one of Women of Tinder: What Not To Do, went pretty well, and by pretty well I mean I can tell a couple thousand of you read it (or at least hit the site with unique IPs), but then only 3 people commented. That’s like fucking stealing. .Thanks to all who liked and shared the post on facebook, you’re my hero. As  someone who neurotically hits refresh to see if the blog I posted has any more hits or likes every 30 seconds, it means a lot to me. I’m just kidding, I’m not that vain about stats on my blog, I only check every other minute.
Anyways I decided to milk the topic and squeeze out a few more what no to dos.

Since my last blog, my Tinder inbox has been BLOWING UP.  I’ve barely had time to manage all these ladies trying to holler at me.

Tinder Messages

So yeah. Still nothing. I’ve messaged both spam bots, with a solid “Hello Megan”, just because I’m really curious as to what the scam is for spam bots on Tinder.

Also, for those of you that don’t know, I’m actually in Fort Worth, Texas right now for work. I live in San Diego, but a great opportunity came through my work to come toTexas, so here I am, living in a hotel until the end of 2013. Which is why I have “so much”  free time to blog, because I don’t know anyone here. No one. So…..if you live in Dallas/Fort Worth area and you’re not a murderer and want to hang out, let me know? Unless you plan to steal my organs, then don’t message me.

And I will say the Tinder population is WAY different here in Texas than it was in San Diego. Like way different. There is 7000 percent more mention of God, Jesus, and  quotes from the bible. And the slutty girls almost don’t exist. I’m just saying, it’s different.

One common theme that has been the same no matter what area of the country I Tinder in, is that Tinder keeps trying to make me think I might just be gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Does this happen to anyone else?
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But onto the

Women of Tinder: What not to do, Part 2
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Do you know girls on Tinder?? Share this with them. The women of Tinder need to know.

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Comments
  • Adrienne McCauley MacInnes November 22, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    Thank you for the lunch time reads. This is the first time I’ve ever heard of Tinder, but I will tell me single lady friends.

    There’s lots of hot ladies in Fort Worth! Go down to the TCU campus and check em out.

  • Court November 23, 2013 at 4:35 am

    Whenever a girl erroneously comes up I ALWAYS check out the competition.

  • Zip November 25, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    I definitely did not see the Sasquatch in the first group picture, and even had to scroll back up to confirm that she was indeed there… well played, Tinder Girl, well played.

  • Shane N November 26, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    Your parents met on Tinder too?! What are the odds?!
    Can’t wait to hear more about your profile text. I have a friend who had a more suave friend rewrite his profile text, and his response rate doubled. Sure, it’s not him that wrote it so you could consider it false advertising, but everyone false advertises.
    Thanks for the post!

  • xojessicaxo December 2, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    Legit didn’t even know about Tinder. I’m so old.

  • Katie benson December 3, 2013 at 5:01 am

    I like it better when I’m in the blog.

  • Margot January 14, 2014 at 7:06 pm

    I do as well.. what became of my prolific comment that I left for you out here Steve ? I thought that it was rather clever… even if perhaps a tad too long…

  • Margot January 16, 2014 at 10:30 pm

    Wow Steve, you cut my last comment down to only just one sentence. I think you should begin calling me again. I miss hearing your voice in my ear waking me up every morning.. just like you used to, when you were calling me up each and every day… I want you back and by now Steve, do not know how to be any more direct with you, even if I’ve read a lot of this perhaps the best word is Yiddish.. “mishigas”, which means craziness in English.And I was also serious about meeting me in March on Longboat Key. I think you might enjoy it there, as well as that you’ll love seeing some of the spectacular pools down there as well, if that’s still your business, which I think it is, even if you have your tall blonde friend managing it for you, yet hopefully by now Steve, you also know as well as realize that I have NEVER made fun of you… when I sent you those photos from there last year. That really is where my dad lives every winter, as well as also what my life is like…. Although of course, I am also quite sorry if my sharing those photos with you last year just to show what where I we live in the wintertime was too uncomfortable for you. Yet honestly Steve, that really is what my life is like. And I have also, only been telling you the truth. As well as hopefully though by now, you will also be able to believe me when I tell you something.. which, just as you asked me to, only last year on the telephone, has only been nothing but the truth.

  • Julie January 25, 2014 at 2:43 pm

    I have to say…. I absolutely love you!! lol I have been wanting to write a book on all the online dating crap! Not to mention you have me laughing hard! Cause its all so true~ Keep up the awesome blogs~

  • Miss Melisa Mae April 20, 2014 at 1:17 am

    “Sasquatch eating a kitten” – Bahhh ha ha haaaaa!

  • Vero April 22, 2014 at 3:51 pm

    I joined Tinder because of you. Lol

  • Jaroslava August 29, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    Haha, well done. I would add – no pictures with sunglasses (sunglasses on every picture?), I want to see your face too!
    And speaking about you….you should add some pictures of you on your Tinder account as well as the some other guys…..enjoy Prague!

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