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This is my online diary, mostly word vomit of my experiences and opinions of dating. I just turned 30, recently single and I’m getting back into the hilariously painful world of dating. Unfortunately or fortunately I’m single again, which is bad for my sex life, but good for your blog reading pleasure.

I’m not a writer, I’m not a blogger and I’m barely literate. I’m sorry for the poor grammar and spelling mistakes. Well I’m sorry, that I’m not sorry.

I have a  lifetime banned from eharmony (see www.FuckEharmony.com), and have been threaten to be sued multiple times because of this blog. I’m doing something right.

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  • Single Mom Survives July 4, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    This is some really funny shit. You think your life is a joke dating in your late 20’s. Welcome to the hell of the late 30’s single mom. Try that shit on for size. Sit back and enjoy the ride, and your youth. :) Your blog kicks ass. Someone needs to make me laugh. Good job!

    • chas April 30, 2015 at 7:31 am

      Is this my blog you’re talking about? I don’t actually know what a blog is if I’m honest. Was that a blog? If it was, I’m well excited, because I have to admit, I have been up all night getting really angry trying to get in touch with these loonies. No, it ain’t me, because I’m not in my late 20’s, but there you go. Happy days to you though.

  • LikeOmigod September 14, 2010 at 4:53 am

    I love, love, LOVE your blog. You are just about as funny as Cake Wrecks and some of those cakes and comments crack me the hell up. Kudos to your style.

    Hope the dating is swell. : )

  • MissA May 12, 2011 at 6:41 am

    You’re single, I’m single. I think you’re funny. I think I’m funny. I like your style. Maybe we could meet up for a drink?

  • Suzanne June 29, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    Single Steve, your tweets & blog posts make me laugh every day…keep it up! :)

  • Claudia May 27, 2014 at 8:36 am

    Just read your e-Harmony story – made my day! Why did I stumble over it? Because I received an e-mail to try it – did the darn 40 minutes questionnaire – answered HONESTLY – and was REFUSED! “Our system is unable to find matches for you!”
    Guess I was lucky – not crushed anymore – thanks! 😉

  • Becca October 18, 2014 at 11:00 am

    Damn. It’s like you’re in my head/life/experience. I have at least 10,000 stories I could give you for this thing. There is cock-sucker guy (but he isn’t bi, he’s heteroflexible), nice to e-meet you may I cum in your face guy, sex change guy (not that there is anything wrong with that but I don’t want a guy who is changing to female) and many, many, MANY more. If you want to email me, well you can.

  • Jenny December 2, 2014 at 2:10 am

    I’m currently on eHarmony now and couldn’t agree with your blog more! They keep sending me 7-10 “matches” on a daily basis! Supposedly all of these people match me on 29 aspects of compatibility. When I went to adjust my ethnicity preference, suddenly the next day they’d send me ALL African American guys. Or if I check off Asian, then suddenly they’re sending me all Asian guys. I really don’t think there is any “secret” formula to their matchmaking ways. It’s total B.S.!!!

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