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A Blog About A Blog
This is Single Steve, and I approve this message. This blogging thing is getting out of control . So much so, that I’m now writing blogs about writing a blog. Sounds ridiculous, oh I
Read More »I like you, I just don’t like you enough
public class HelloWorld { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println(“Hello World!”); } } Hello World! Hello world indeed. I know, I know, I know, it’s been a while, blah blah blah. It’s the
Read More »If we’re friends, and you’re a girl, I probably want to bang you
. . . . . . . . Hello. Welcome. Have a seat, I’m about to blow your mind with a bucket of awkward hilarious truths. I’d like to start off with saying my
Read More »Buy Tickets to the 5th Annual Zipparrillo’s Here!
Hello Friends! Buy your shirt here! Last year we sold over 100 shirts! And the 10 extras were sold out by the first bar. YOU WILL WANT TO PRE-ORDER your shirt so you don’t
Read More »Epic Date. Epic Fail.
*DISCLAIMER** This is MY interpretation of this date. The following is based on a true story. My life. Please keep in mind this is a blog on the interweb. I DO NOT want you
Read More »PB Millionaire, or is it PB Reality? Or is it you’re still a tool?
Preface Yep. Another fucking preface. I’m sorry I’m not sorry. I just have some stuff I want to say that’s not really related to the “blog”, so here it is. What I wanted to
Read More »PB Millionaire: IN MY OPINION
Preface Yep. This blog has a preface, I’m not sure what’s actually in a preface since I don’t actually read books. A fun fact about me, I hate hate hate reading. I know right.
Read More »You have a problem
You have a problem. I can’t believe you clicked on a link that was labeled pictures of my junk. You should be ashamed of yourself. P.S. Thanks for reading. P.S.S. You make me sick
Read More »Buy Tickets to the 4th Annual Zipparrillo’s Here!
Hello Friends! Buy your shirt here! Last year we pre-sold over 70 shirts! And the 10 extras were sold out by the first bar. YOU WILL WANT TO PRE-ORDER your shirt so you don’t
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