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Flowers I Sent To Women I’ll Never Meet

Sending flowers on Valentine’s Day is one of my favorite “traditions” that I have with this blog. In fact, it’s probably the only tradition I have with this blog. My goal this year was to send out flowers to two different readers of this blog on Valentine’s Day. One was going to be selected at...
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How to Write the Perfect First Message

Okay, I’m just going to admit it, and come out and say it. The first thing you read in the post was a bold face lie. I don’t actually know “How to Write the Perfect First Message”, and since I’m being honest, the title of this post is mostly for SEO reasons. I need this,...
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Worst Date Story Contest

I want to hear your horrible, awful, funny, ridiculous dating stories. I want to hear about your worst date ever.And I want to illustrate it for you! Well, by “illustrate” I mean slap together some stock graphics in photoshop or make crappy memes about your story. It doesn’t need to be long or that involved....
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Okcupid.com Date: FAIL

Let me just start off by saying, I’m terrible internet human being. Absolutely terrible, probably the worst. NOW, with that being said, it’s time for me to be a jerk, so sit back and let me tell you about an absolutely terrible date I went on a week ago from the free online dating website…

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How To Get Kicked Out Of Moondoggies…again?

                        Life continues, and so does the adventure. This week has been a blur to say the least. I’ve been trying to write this blog for a while, but drinking keeps getting in the way. It’s been a busy week, my liver, wallet and…

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My Life Is Like A Romantic Comedy

“My life is like a romantic comedy. Except without the romantic and double the comedy.” If I ever wrote a book, that’s what I would call it.   Even if the book has nothing to do being single, and the comedy that is my life, I just think it’s a good title. I wanted to…

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Facebook Stalk FAIL and Steve gets a dating coach?

No, don’t worry. I didn’t get a girlfriend. Sorry I haven’t blogged in a “long” time, my work thinks it’s cool to make me work 12 hour days, everyday!! Also schools getting pretty rough now a days, as the semester is coming to an end. Not that any of you actually care about Real Life…

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Dear Online Dating, please die.

Yeah the title explains it all. I was chit chatting with Hendoooo (her nick name) after our company drinking softball game today and we got to talking about how poorly my online dating experience was going, she literally laughed in my face when I was telling her my woes of online dating.  Perfect opportunity to…

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