Dating

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One text, two text, no response, move on.

I don’t think you actually know just how awful dating is these days. I mean maybe you do? Maybe, you’re actually single and you’re currently out there too, with me, in the wild, of online dating. You’re out there in the trenches of tinder, bumble, okcupid and match.com, and living, and experiencing the same awfulness...
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How Big Is My Dating Pool?

Guys, it’s getting serious. It’s time. It’s time I stop being single. Well, it’s always been “time”, but recently I’ve been feeling kind of a little bit like “HOLY SHIT I MISS KISSING AND HOLDING HANDS AND GOING ON DATES AND DOING NOTHING WITH SOMEONE”.  And yes, I kind of always feel that way, but...
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My Dating Pool Is Shrinking Every Second

Dating sucks. But I guess we already know that. And what’s worse, is that it’s probably going to get harder and harder to find my forever person with each and every passing day. It has come to my attention with each passing day, each passing hour, minute, second, my dating pool of available women is...
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Flowers I Sent To Women I’ll Never Meet

Sending flowers on Valentine’s Day is one of my favorite “traditions” that I have with this blog. In fact, it’s probably the only tradition I have with this blog. My goal this year was to send out flowers to two different readers of this blog on Valentine’s Day. One was going to be selected at...
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How to Write the Perfect First Message

Okay, I’m just going to admit it, and come out and say it. The first thing you read in the post was a bold face lie. I don’t actually know “How to Write the Perfect First Message”, and since I’m being honest, the title of this post is mostly for SEO reasons. I need this,...
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Worst Date Story Contest

I want to hear your horrible, awful, funny, ridiculous dating stories. I want to hear about your worst date ever.And I want to illustrate it for you! Well, by “illustrate” I mean slap together some stock graphics in photoshop or make crappy memes about your story. It doesn’t need to be long or that involved....
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Attractive Men Are Assholes

Where to begin, where to begin….this is either going to be one of the smartest things I’ve ever written, or a couple hundred words of pure word vomit that everyone hates. I guess I’ll start off by saying this blog isn’t going to be as biased as you may think. Biased in the way that...
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It’s 2015, Now What?

So, here we are. Two thousand, fucking, fifteen. The fucking future. It’s crazy, I thought I’d be writing this blog from a moon base, while my space kids play outside on their iPhone 7s. I guess not. I’m still in San Diego. I’m still single. It feels oddly familiar. I don’t know, I can’t really articulate...

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