So the original title of this blog was “Worst day of life”, but for SEO reason I’m putting PB Millionaire into the title of the blog. I know it’s not as exciting or dramatic or contains swear words, but it’s time I step up my internet game. I need to start doing better at that kind of “stuff”. I feel like my blog...
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. . . . . . . . . Hooray! Another blog! I suck at blogging as frequently as I should. I think I’m kind of in a slump? Life (work, school, play) goes grrrrreat actually, but it’s more of a dating slump. I haven’t been on a date in months, literally months. Well what I would consider a date. Maybe I’ve been on dates and...
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Apparently I missed a lot this morning – Royal Wedding Blow J? At least he told the little girl “Ear Muffs” before she started. No you grow...
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. . . . (Image, a dimly lit library, smelling of rich mahogany, me, wearing a satin robe, smoking a pipe, slowly rotating my swiveling plush chair towards you.) Hello, salutations, greetings, please, have a seat, stay a while. And welcome to another awkward edition to my blog. (Okay, now imagine me naked covered in peanut...
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Dear Diary, Let’s talk about sex. No not really because that’s awkward. Especially since lots of my family, friends and co-workers read this blog. And if they are, I don’t have sex, hi mom, I’m saving myself for eight pound 6 ounce baby Jesus. Which actually sounds creepy when I type it out loud, that I’m waiting for this...
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. . . . . You should probably read this blog first: http://www.singlesteve.com/2011/02/dear-online-dating-let%E2%80%99s-get-ridiculous-penis-penis-penis/ Thanks for all the “great” suggestions for messages to send out on my okcupid account. I didn’t want to send out messages that were sexual in nature, I’m not trying to be...
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