Being Funny Never Got Anyone Laid

Jan 04, 11 Being Funny Never Got Anyone Laid

Posted by in dating, drunk, funny, girls, humor, Life, Love

I know, the first thing you’re thinking is my title of this blog is bullshit. Well first of all, calm the fuck down, there is no reason, what so ever, to swear. Just pop a simmer. It’s weird I don’t swear in real life “that much”, but in my blog, every other word is cock, balls, shit, crap, etc. I think I have...

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Halloween, don’t be that girl

Oct 27, 09 Halloween, don’t be that girl

Posted by in bars, funny, girls, humor, Love, rant

It’s about that time of year again, the weather’s getting colder, the leaves are beginning to change color and girls are deciding which kind of slutty animal they want to be for Halloween. This blog is written for my female readers, all 3 of them. Actually before I get into my post, I want to take a ten second break and send a...

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Facebook will become self aware on August 29th, 2011

Oct 20, 09 Facebook will become self aware on August 29th, 2011

Posted by in dating, Facebook, girls, Love, single

The journey continues, Captain’s Log: 9683 consecutive days of being alive. Yeah, that’s right, in a row. Not to be dramatic, but that’s getting pretty old. I can remember the days when I was just a day or two over 8000. Those were the days… I was a senior in college (year one of two), just getting exposed to the classy bar...

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Started 2008 with a Bang!

Feb 25, 09 Started 2008 with a Bang!

Posted by in funny, girls, humor, Life, Love, nerd, rant, single

*********old blog, back posting********** From:Friday, January 04, 2008 Hello Hello! Welcome to 2008, and welcome to my first blog of year. Not too sure what it’s going to be about just yet, kind of just sat down and decided it was about that time for a new blog. I’m home tonight, for the first Thursday night I’ve...

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Girls I hate at bars, part two

So by popular demand, and by popular demand I mean one guy asked me to write it, I guess I’ll dive into observations I’ve made at bars about “Girls I Hate at Bars”. As you may recall I’ve already discuss the whoreyness that is “Girls Night Out”, if not please refer to this blog here. 2nd...

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