Online Dating

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One text, two text, no response, move on.

I don’t think you actually know just how awful dating is these days. I mean maybe you do? Maybe, you’re actually single and you’re currently out there too, with me, in the wild, of online dating. You’re out there in the trenches of tinder, bumble, okcupid and match.com, and living, and experiencing the same awfulness...
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How Big Is My Dating Pool?

Guys, it’s getting serious. It’s time. It’s time I stop being single. Well, it’s always been “time”, but recently I’ve been feeling kind of a little bit like “HOLY SHIT I MISS KISSING AND HOLDING HANDS AND GOING ON DATES AND DOING NOTHING WITH SOMEONE”.  And yes, I kind of always feel that way, but...
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My Dating Pool Is Shrinking Every Second

Dating sucks. But I guess we already know that. And what’s worse, is that it’s probably going to get harder and harder to find my forever person with each and every passing day. It has come to my attention with each passing day, each passing hour, minute, second, my dating pool of available women is...
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Attractive Men Are Assholes

Where to begin, where to begin….this is either going to be one of the smartest things I’ve ever written, or a couple hundred words of pure word vomit that everyone hates. I guess I’ll start off by saying this blog isn’t going to be as biased as you may think. Biased in the way that...
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Adventures in Speed Dating

SPEED DATING!! As you can tell, I’m yelling. That’s how excited I was to do speed dating. Well at least that’s how excited I was about the idea of doing speed dating. I don’t know anyone that’s actually done speed dating, so all of my knowledge about speed dating comes from super cliché movies, likes...
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Women of Tinder: What not to do, Part 2

Let’s get rrrrrready to Tiiiiindeeeeeeeeeer. . Part one of Women of Tinder: What Not To Do, went pretty well, and by pretty well I mean I can tell a couple thousand of you read it (or at least hit the site with unique IPs), but then only 3 people commented. That’s like fucking stealing. .Thanks…

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Women of Tinder: What not to do

Let’s just get started. I mean congrats on being a cute kid, but are you really trying to attract that guy that sees a photo of you at your 5th birthday party and is like “Daaaaaaamn guuuuurl, can’t wait to swipe that ass right.” Also it makes me think that you peaked when you were…

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What is Tinder? And why it’s ridiculous

What is Tinder!? And I assume you’re asking because you’re in a relationship, or single and not hip to technology, well my friends, it’s the most addicting, judgmental, shallow app available on smart phones today. Think old school HotOrNot.com circa 2002, where you and your high school idiot guy friends would crowd around a single…

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How not to date the Cute Funny Girl in your class

(Imagine, a dimly lit library, smelling of rich mahogany, me, wearing a satin robe, smoking a pipe, slowly rotating my swiveling plush chair towards you.) Hello, salutations, greetings, please, have a seat, stay a while. And welcome to another awkward edition to my blog. (Okay, now imagine me naked covered in peanut butter) For those…

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