Jurassic Park 4: Justin Bieber’s Great Escape

Feb 21, 11 Jurassic Park 4: Justin Bieber’s Great Escape

Posted by in funny, girls, humor, rant, single

I’m not sure what this is going to be about, I just feel like I should write something. I don’t think this is going to be funny, I think this is going to be more of a “real talk” blog.  Where I just want to type whatever comes out. I mean that’s usually how I write blogs, but usually I sit down with a purpose of what...

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A Good Old Fashioned Twitter Fight

Why hello there. Welcome back. I agree, I’m a jerk. And a liar. A dirty rotten liar. I do this every single time, I write a blog, apologize for not writing in a real long time, and then tell you, but “this time it’s going to be different, baby, I promise”. I promise I’m going to write more, I promise that this...

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A Blog About A Blog

May 26, 10 A Blog About A Blog

Posted by in rant

This is Single Steve, and I approve this message. This blogging thing is getting out of control . So much so, that I’m now writing blogs about writing a blog.  Sounds ridiculous, oh I know, but please bare with me. I have a story to tell, and hope you find it as comical as I did. Other examples why this blog is getting...

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I like you, I just don’t like you enough

May 20, 10 I like you, I just don’t like you enough

Posted by in dating, rant

public class HelloWorld { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println(“Hello World!”); } } Hello World! Hello world indeed.  I know, I know, I know, it’s been a while, blah blah blah. It’s the usual, you’re angry, I have some lame excuse about being busy, let’s just skip that whole paragraph...

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Halloween, you’re still a hoe.

Nov 12, 09 Halloween, you’re still a hoe.

Posted by in bars, drunk, funny, girls, Halloween, humor, rant

Catching up. Halloween has come and gone, and people have been begging me to update my happenings since. Well that’s not true, no one actually asked me anything, but I’m going to fucking tell you anyways. Sorry, I know, no need to swear. My Halloween actually wasn’t all to wild and crazy kids. I was in Washington DC for work,...

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Halloween, don’t be that girl

Oct 27, 09 Halloween, don’t be that girl

Posted by in bars, funny, girls, humor, Love, rant

It’s about that time of year again, the weather’s getting colder, the leaves are beginning to change color and girls are deciding which kind of slutty animal they want to be for Halloween. This blog is written for my female readers, all 3 of them. Actually before I get into my post, I want to take a ten second break and send a...

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