WORDThis is what I really wanted! Another world,Desktop Configuration Test Cases,,, Desktop line no,Configure Item,D1,D2,D3 8,Classification,unclass,unclass,unclass 13/14,Startup,auto,manual,auto 18,PostgresPort,Change,Default,Default 20,GlassFishPort,Change,Default,Default...
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Apparently I missed a lot this morning – Royal Wedding Blow J? At least he told the little girl “Ear Muffs” before she started. No you grow...
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. . . . (Image, a dimly lit library, smelling of rich mahogany, me, wearing a satin robe, smoking a pipe, slowly rotating my swiveling plush chair towards you.) Hello, salutations, greetings, please, have a seat, stay a while. And welcome to another awkward edition to my blog. (Okay, now imagine me naked covered in peanut...
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Dear Diary, Let’s talk about sex. No not really because that’s awkward. Especially since lots of my family, friends and co-workers read this blog. And if they are, I don’t have sex, hi mom, I’m saving myself for eight pound 6 ounce baby Jesus. Which actually sounds creepy when I type it out loud, that I’m waiting for this...
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So I was thinking, remember when I said I was giving up on online dating in my last blog? No? You don’t? Because you didn’t read my blog? Because I didn’t put profanities in the title? Well that’s why I put Penis Penis Penis in this one’s title. Yeah, I can tell you didn’t read it. Thank you google analytics. Anyways,...
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I want to send you flowers for Valentines Day, yes you. So here’s the thing, Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching at the inevitable speed of one second per second, with every second that passes by. In fact with every word and sentence you read, means the day of hallmark style of coerced love is closer and closer. It’s...
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