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Flowers I Sent To Women I’ll Never Meet

Sending flowers on Valentine’s Day is one of my favorite “traditions” that I have with this blog. In fact, it’s probably the only tradition I have with this blog. My goal this year was to send out flowers to two different readers of this blog on Valentine’s Day. One was going to be selected at...
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How to Write the Perfect First Message

Okay, I’m just going to admit it, and come out and say it. The first thing you read in the post was a bold face lie. I don’t actually know “How to Write the Perfect First Message”, and since I’m being honest, the title of this post is mostly for SEO reasons. I need this,...
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Attractive Men Are Assholes

Where to begin, where to begin….this is either going to be one of the smartest things I’ve ever written, or a couple hundred words of pure word vomit that everyone hates. I guess I’ll start off by saying this blog isn’t going to be as biased as you may think. Biased in the way that...
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It’s 2015, Now What?

So, here we are. Two thousand, fucking, fifteen. The fucking future. It’s crazy, I thought I’d be writing this blog from a moon base, while my space kids play outside on their iPhone 7s. I guess not. I’m still in San Diego. I’m still single. It feels oddly familiar. I don’t know, I can’t really articulate...
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What’s the Rush?

Hello. Welcome. Have a seat. So, as I type this, and you are now reading this, I am sitting in my living room, work clothes have been removed, there’s a delicious looking and heavenly smelling, California burrito next to my laptop, and Modern Family is playing in the background. Now you may think, this is…

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Preface to a book I probably won’t write

I wrote this many months ago, while stuck in an airport bar. Posting this is as motivation for me to actually get my shit together and write more. Maybe even a book. Would you read it? Hello. Greetings. And Welcome.  If you’re reading this, then you already know. I wrote a book. Or at least...
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Single Steve is back!

Hello? Hello! Yeah, so, this is happening. It’s like really happening. I know, I know, I can’t believe it either.  Please calm the fuck down, stop screaming, have a seat, take a deep breath, and please continuing reading. It’s been a while. Or as we say in the hood, “it’s been a minute” since I’ve…

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I want to send you flowers for Valentines Day, yes you.

I want to send you flowers for Valentines Day, yes you. So here’s the thing, Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching at the inevitable speed of one second per second, with every second that passes by. In fact with every word and sentence you read, means the day of hallmark style of coerced love is closer…

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A Good Old Fashioned Twitter Fight

Why hello there. Welcome back. I agree, I’m a jerk. And a liar. A dirty rotten liar. I do this every single time, I write a blog, apologize for not writing in a real long time, and then tell you, but “this time it’s going to be different, baby, I promise”. I promise I’m going…

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