Craig’s List All Stars 5

Hooray! Another blog! I suck at blogging as frequently as I should. I think I’m kind of in a slump? Life (work, school, play) goes grrrrreat actually, but it’s more of a dating slump.  I haven’t been on a date in months, literally months. Well what I would consider a date. Maybe I’ve been on dates and didn’t know it? Anyways, schools over for the semester and it’s summer time. I LOVE summer time in San Diego. Love. You would too. I look forward to writing more, dating more, making out with these things called girls and living happily ever after. To ease back into blogging, I took the easy way out and wrote a blog about some creeps I found on Craig’s List. It always baffles me, the winners you can find on there. WHO is responding to these guys on Craig’s List!? KNOCK that shit off, it’s only breeding more creeps. I’m still too scared to pick guys who live in San Diego to make fun up, so I typically do my searches in the LA postings, as I think it the hour and half to drive down and murder me, would be a deterrent, as opposed to someone in my city who found out I was making fun of them on the internet. Enjoy these creeps!

Craigs List Creeps Boss Up


Craigs List Creeps Boss Up


Craigs List Creeps shirtless

Craigs List Creeps stay classy

Craigs List Creeps breast feeding


Craigs List Creeps eyes on you



Craigs List Creeps murder



There you go, this proves it, the internet is still filled with weird people.



  • Kerri June 7, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    I’m glad that my group was included in a blog about Craigs List creepers. I feel so special! 😉

    • Single Steve June 8, 2011 at 1:11 am

      You should! Thanks for asking me(37 times) to finally post a blog!

  • Amanda June 7, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    You’ve out done yourself Steve! This was seriously awesome. I totally owe you a beer for that.

  • Kimberly June 7, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    Steve you are hilarious! I love your postings. Keep it up! And that is awesome that you gave a shout out to your friends work. =)

  • Lizzie June 7, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    Wooowwwww. The San Diego Craigslist crazies are WAY better than the Portland ones. And that shirtless guy has puffy nipples. Ew.

  • Vega June 7, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    Is it sad that I frequent the site on the last guy’s t-shirt? anyone?

    Solid blog, bro.

  • Daniella June 7, 2011 at 11:14 pm

    this was utterly hilarious.

    Wanna hear something sad? I bet they get a response. Especially the the breastfeeding character.

    • Single Steve June 8, 2011 at 1:12 am

      You didn’t respond did you….

  • Miss Melisa Mae June 9, 2011 at 3:50 am

    Why did you have to pick on Christopher? He seems like a very attentive lover. Unless you have a smelly gross vagina. Ewwww.

  • JP June 10, 2011 at 2:42 am

    its obvious you arent a sports fan, the challenge flag is red. btw, that last post is hilarious, and i bet he is actually a troll.

  • The Canadian December 20, 2011 at 1:28 am

    Reading through the blogs again… I’m happy for Single Steve no longer being single and all… But damn I miss his blogs! I return every few months because I forget half of what I read, and every time I end up laughing like a child.

  • Jenny Jiang December 6, 2012 at 7:31 am

    Hi Steve, I love ur blogs..Greetings from China, haha.

  • Margot December 21, 2013 at 10:28 pm

    Dear Steve,
    Perhaps this may now be the only way that I can communicate with you or, even share my feelings, just as you once used to call me all of the numerous times you did,each and every day on and off,for over the past fifteen years, as well as tell me that I am your soul mate…. just as that you are mine…. and honestly, that you’ve recently stopped communicating with me, on one hand makes me feel very sad, yet then on the other, since I have just taken quite a bit of time to read thru some of your various comments that are posted on this prolific set of web pages, that you kept telling me that you’d done away with, although, there are your comments, dated as recently as today, December 21rst, 2013.

    And, while I really now even do know your address in San Diego, as well as have also even went out and bought you several lovely holiday gifts, that I’m sure you’d enjoy….., even if I’d intended to Fed Ex them to your address that I’ve got for you you, once again, I’m not even sure if the package would reach you or, even if many of the other things that I’ve spent money on and sent to you over the past fifteen years have also neither been mentioned that you’ve received any of them from me either.

    Although basically, as they were each bought for you, as well as also, that some of them are even in your exact size and, at this point, may not even be able to be returned… honestly, do you even really think that they’re worth Fed Ex-ing to you on Monday ? After our brief conversation the other day, while at first, you sincerely did seem to be interested in speaking with me again, perhaps because deep down, even if you won’t admit it to me, you still do miss me anyway, as well as some of the more prolific emails that I’ve sent to you over the years, if you’ve ever even saved any of them. Yet perhaps the underlying my need to reach out and reconnect with you again, by sending all of them to you, was as well as has been, that I love you, sincerely… and, even if you are now skilled at walking away from two different former spouses, that is just not a skill that I’ve perfected, as well as also, and hopefully if you try to, you can also comprehend Steve, that I do not want to stop caring about you, regardless of whatever you know feel about me. And that’s what love honestly is. Not wanting to throw away ones’ emotions, or also, even the sender of those feelings, even if they’re not being received in quite the same way that they once were by you. As you also know dear Steve, even if you’ve been married now twice, you have still been with me much longer then either of them, or also, even anyone else. And frankly, I do not want to throw away our relationship. I don’t walk away from people whom I care about and, regardless of whatever you’re now up to down there in Mexico, even if its with your most recent “soul mate” , who’s replaced me…..if you even really are now there, or also, even sending her all of the loving emails that you used to send to me Steve, I honestly don’t care.

    And, love honestly does mean…. never having to say your sorry….
    And yes, I still do love you,

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