First all, you are all giant, giant failures. Yes you. Well maybe not all of you, but at least 95 percent of you. I don’t know if you saw my last blog:
Oh wait, I guess I do know if you saw it or not because I can check the web stats, and a couple thousand of you DID read the blog. But wait…that doesn’t make sense….if a lot of you clowns read the blog, then why does the PB Millionaire still have more fans than me!? Is it because I call you guys clowns, and giant, giant failures? I’m sorry I’m not sorry. Okay, I’m a little sorry. Like just the tip sorry. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Actually I don’t really care about hits, or fans in general, it was more of a pride point of me vs the PB Millionaire. He was giving away a laptop for “some lucky fan”, so all these prize hoarders started joining his facebook fan page. All I did was kindly (very meanly) ask (demanded) that you people (what do you mean you people) please (do it right fucking now) invite a few (spam as many people as possible) friends to join my facebook fan page, so I could have more fans that the PB Millionaire. We failed. I failed. PB Miillionaire still has more fans than me. Maybe I should give away a free laptop? Speaking of, as predicted in my last blog, the “randomly selected winner” of the laptop was a girl with giant breast in a bikini as her profile picture. I’m shocked. What a creep.
This is actually why this feud has been sparked up again. He posted the name of the winner of the laptop on his fan page, I looked up her on facebook, saw she has giant breasts and was in a bikini and decided to call out the PB Millionaire by posting this my fan page:
He then responded on his fan page with:
Whaaaa. Jealous idiot! Ha! Easy, cowboy. No need to call names. I didn’t care he may or may not have called me an idiot, I mean he could have been talking about anyone. It’s possible. BUT then something magical happened. Magical. I got the following text messages informing me the PB Millionaire called me a clown.
On MY facebook page. He posted to MY page. Aggressive sir. Aggressive. Unfortunately I didn’t get a screen capture before he deleted it, but he basically said “we knew clowns like you would say this is rigged”, then he asked me to ask the winners if I didn’t believe they were randomly selected. I am so pissed at myself I didn’t get a screen capture. I had an AWESOME, clever response, something to the extent of:
“I didn’t say you knew the winners, CLOWN,I said it was convenient based on your history of paying girls to hang out with you, your 30 to 1 girl to guy ratio “parties, and you general level of creepiness that this girl with giant breast won. Why would I contact them? You want me to ask them if they were randomly selected? I look forward to your high school production reality show.”
BOOM. PWNED. But I wish I would have screen captured it!? He then deleted his post on my wall.
This enraged me. Not really, but it internet enraged me. This sir, means war. Not really war, it’s more like I’m now motivated again to continue to put you on blast. I WAS completely happy to just let your shitty show continue to be shitty, but now I’m going to use all my wit, powers of eye sight and common sense to make fun of you. Hey remember that time you threaten to sue me? I do. Good times. Apparently you’ve never heard of the internet? They think they can force me with the law to take down my blogs!? WHAT!? THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET. I write my blogs based on my opinion of every thing HE puts out in the public domain. It’s like if I went to go see a movie, then wrote a bad movie review and said it was literally the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life. You think they would be able to make me take down my opinion just because it’s negative? False. It’s actually pretty clearly described here: http://thedirty.com/contact-us/
So how am I going to retaliate you ask? The only way I know how, the internet. Basically, my next few blogs are going to be dedicated to making fun of the PB Millionaire. Hey he started it. And I don’t really feel bad about it, I reached out to him and offered to help him with his terrible public image.
His response was “IM GOING TO SUE YOU”. Well now PB Millionaire I’m going to make fun of you, which works out great for me, your blogs happen to be my most popular blog topics.
I think my plan is to do a top ten list of why he’s a douche bag.
Then do some type of rebuttal video for the one he recently made. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7o67dqoD_8)
Then I plan to make some charity challenge. Get excited
Unfortunately I do really bad at writing blogs because this blog was supposed to be a top 10 list of why the PB millionaire sucks, but I spent the whole blog setting up the story of how we got to this point. I have to get better at that. Oh well. Well since you came all this way, the least I can do is give you a little teaser. Here it is, coming in at # 10
9 more of those coming. Stay tuned.
Catch up on the series here: