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PB Millionaire, Part 2

He’s since removed a lot of his sketchy youtube videos, so the video links are broken…sorry.

 

I’m back. With a fury. Sorry for the delay. That thing called real life got in the way. But you’ll be happy to know that real life goes great, not that anyone of you actually cares.

So where was I? That’s right. King of the douche bags. PB Millionaire. You might want to read this blog, as a refresher as to who this tool bag is. But in summary, basically this  guy invented some crappy safety glasses, made some money, lives in a “castle” in north PB, throws parties where he pays “models” to hang out with him, is trying to start a reality show based on him and calls himself PB Millionaire.

www.pbmillionaire.com
UPDATE: He has now changed his website and branding to: www.pbreality.com A little different, but still just as terrible.

Take a second. Soak it in. I’ll give you a minute to browser around and check out all the fantasticness of his site. Let me know when your ready for my analysis of The PB Millionaire.
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And go.

I forgot how angry this guy makes me. So I don’t know about you, but initially when I tried to load the page, it came back with some type of error because it’s trying to play music in some wacky format my browser didn’t understand. Awesome?  I consider myself a pretty savvy interweb user, so I was initially confused when I couldn’t load this guy’s sweet default music on his main page. Maybe he is so advanced, he is coding his webpage in the future? I tried in Mozilla, nope. Safari, nope. Only when I loaded his page up in Internet Explorer 6.0 did I get to experience his awesomely annoying default music. I should have just loaded up netscape 2.0 to see if this page would load more effectively in that browser.

PB Millionaire

PB Millionaire

P.S. doesn’t he know how fucking annoying it is to go to a website and have music automatically start playing!? If I went to google.com and music started to play every single time, I would punt my computer into the face of the guy that’s responsible for that code. I’m just saying, it would be pretty fucking annoying. And I’m pretty sure HE DOES NOT own rights to that song to have it playing his website.

Also,I have a correction, I thought PB millionaire stood for Pacific Beach Millionaire, it turns out it actually stands for Philanthropist Bachelor Millionaire. I don’t know what philanthropy he actually does, but well get into that later.

So he’s 43, and lives in a castle? I haven’t wanted to live in a castle since I was 7. Were they out of all the grown up houses? But I digress. Focus.

We’re going to make this an interactive blog. I’m going to walk you through his webpage, breaking it down, page by page, picture by picture, inch by inch, analyzing and sharing my thoughts on the PB Millionaire.

Please navigate to the first section “PB Millionaire”

This is the “In His Own Words….” section….

In his own words

Please navigate to the “Angels” Section……

I don’t even know where to begin with the “Photo Gallery” section. There is just so much, maybe I’ll make it a separate blog. But in summary, there is something SUPER creepy about the photos. It’s him and 15 girls. It’s fun once. Gets to be weird the next 3 times. Sure it’s every guys fantasy to go out with 15 girls, I guess? Normal people have both, guy and girl friends. I guess guy hookers are harder to find? I joke….

Onto the videos. I hate him. So much.
Just watching his videos makes me want to punch babies. This first video:

Set’s the tone, he does an introduction, talks about how it’s gotten to that point that he can’t do anything without a secretary….he has 4 secretary’s!? I don’t even think the governor has 4 secretaries.

One of my favorite parts of the video occurs 1:14 into it.
“I solve my problems with money. Here. Now go away.”

Cool!!

1:48 – Why is he asking her “What is the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?”  WHAT!? I thought he was a philanthropist? Ohhh it’s for his sleezy millionaire girls calendar. Okay. That makes it okay to ask a girl half his age about the time she had sex on the hood of a car. Classy. Lucky for her, only 13 people have watched that video.

2:27 – “Who’s here to be in our calendar?” – PB Millionaire.
One girl, out of 10 raises her hand. Nice.

Video two:

http://pbmillionaire.com/new_site/video_gallery.php?video_data=3&youtube=true

0:24 – “When you, ahhh, experience this, aaaah, technique I do, it pretty much makes your desires come true.” – PB Millionaire
I just vomited in my mouth. What the hell is he talking about!? What technique!?

I also found his secret youtube site!

Please enjoy these ridiculous awkward videos.

PB CASTLE- St. Patty Interview

0:04 – He is SOOOO awkward. Not even 4 seconds into the video and he has already made me feel uncomfortable. She asked you “Are you having fun yet!?” to which he responded with “Whaaaaat, what?”.

0:20 – Interupts himself off after he starts talking about how he “just works here”, with “soo how you doing?” She seems confused by his answers, and awkward questions.

0:55 – He turns into a jerk. And forgets how to interact with humans.

1:13 – “Wasn’t that a great interview” – PB Millionaire

PB CASTLE- St. Patty Interview 2

0:06 – At least you made it 6 seconds this time before you became completely weird. What the hell are you doing!? You’re throwing the host off.  Please pay attention.

0:12 –  “I just work here” – PB Millionaire
Oh my god. Please stop saying that. It’s not funny anymore.

0:22 – When smoker red head is asked about the party, her response is “we just got here”. What an interesting interview. This house is just filled with interesting people.

0:56 – After threatening how lucky the interviewer is to be there, he proclaims again “I just work here….”.I blame the interviewer for laughing the first time, letting him think it was okay to use that “joke” over and over an over.

Mostly the youtube videos are from the Super Bowl party. The interviews are done by a loud burnette named Parker, who seems to lack the ability to ask questions people understand. Here’s my favorite interview of the night:

Super Bowl Party Interview Luke

Acid is a hell of drug.

Finishing up strong on his website, on his charities page. It just seems like he typed in the word “Charity” into google and these were the top 4 that popped up. I mean these are great charities, but they just seem so generic to be his “passion” for giving back. For the record. It’s great that he gives money, and yada yada, but unless he is actually donating his time and doing something, I wouldn’t consider him a philanthropist. I do ten times more outreach/philanthropy than this guy. I’m not bragging, it’s just a fact. Nor am I trying to sell myself as this single philanthropist. Though I could….
Maybe I should buy www.PBAlmostMillionaire.com.

I leave you with this. An actually picture from our friend, the PB Millionaire.

PB Millionaire  if you’re r reading this….let’s be friends?

 



Comments
  • the better looking brother May 20, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    I noticed that in all the vids there is not actual laughter from his “models” or “friends” just awkward smiling and the desire to change the subject.Its the ol “just give me my free drinks guy, laugh and smile” routine.

  • Tracey May 21, 2009 at 12:15 am

    This guy is such a cornball – It’s 2009, do men really still rock that haircut? I.think.not. – and I wonder how much he has to pay those women to hang out with him LOL.

    • Marisa September 22, 2009 at 6:51 am

      $15/hr ..reduced from $25..LOL..heard it through the grapevine. No lie!

  • Brandi Shae May 21, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Lord have mercy his occupation on myspace is listed as “millionaire.” I don’t usually hate people because of the whole “hate’s a strong word…” but this guy is special. I’m right there with you Steve-this guys a total dumbass.

  • Logan May 21, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Thank you for finally getting to part 2. Now that I’m not paid to sit in a cubicle, I can’t justify spending any time on his website. That, and I throw up a little in my mouth every time I see his website. I think I’m going to try to get to one of his parties, though. Apparently its a bunch of idiots getting drunk and acting like bigger idiots. Right up my alley. Although, I may have to punch him in the face on behalf of all mankind, but I’m willing to do that.

  • Tom G. May 21, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    If you check the county records, you’ll find his lender has sent him a notice of default, the first step in a foreclosure proceeding. The “castle” may get a new ruler.

  • Tom G. May 21, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    On May 4th, 2009 in response to the foreclosure, Jim filed a lawsuit against Bank of America in San Diego Superior Court; case #37-2009-00088886-CU-OR-CTL

  • Tom G. May 21, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    He bought his home and remodeled it into a “castle” in October of 2006 at the height of the real estate bubble. But on March 16 of this year, Bank of America filed a notice of default because the millionaire is behind on his loan payments. So those parties may have to relocate to a different hamlet.

  • Tom G. May 21, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    Steve, the dude is 53 not 43.

  • Kiyo May 25, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Seriously?! I knew it… that guy has had so much work done to his face. Nasty old man

  • Austin May 26, 2009 at 3:01 am

    The sad thing is that no matter how much we all feel this guys is a douche bag, we just quintupled his total traffic since probably the creation of his site.
    I wonder how much he had to pay to get someone out there to ‘interview’ him at one of his meetings. I’d say party and not meeting, but usually the majority of the guest list at a party isn’t being paid to be there.

    Hahaha
    He can’t even pay bills on time? Some Millionaire

  • Diane June 1, 2009 at 4:07 am

    apparently he is “casting” this week, check out the craigslist ad http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/tfr/1198913369.html Steve could be your lucky day and chance to meet Jim in person!!!!

  • Jenny June 9, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    Had to look this guy up and stumbled across your blog (BTW, your blog is great!!! I was super curious if this guy was for real. Loved all the facts you put together). I responded to an ad on craigslist for a “personal assistant” position a couple of weeks ago. Can you spell douche to the tenth degree. Interview was at his house. He was over an hour late, his gardner let me in the “castle” It was just a regular house on the inside, 1992 interior. He was super sweaty, seemed like he was on something, (oxy, coke, who knows) and He and his assistant interviewed me. Total waste of time. He is a joke and this whole PB castle thing is hilarious. It’s a dressed up track home on a cul-de-sac in north PB. I can’t stop laughing about my interview….he really is a creep to the tenth degree.

    The so called castle is at:
    1304 Kaimalino Ln, San Diego, CA 92109

  • viv July 6, 2009 at 3:10 am

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    steve ur a ledge!!!

    sooo funny!

  • Krystal August 28, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    He pays the girls $25/hour to party with him. He’s always posting the ads on Craigslist for young girls. As far as I know, no one is turned down.

    He makes me even more embarassed to be from Iowa.

  • Most Bangable Angel November 3, 2009 at 2:53 am

    Oh boy do I have stories for you…

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  • Ninopelo October 22, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    Dude, I wasted an hour of my life on the PB Millionaire because you made it worth it.

    Let me return the favor:

    http://www.gunthernet.com/

    This is totally real.

  • Ex PBM girl October 26, 2012 at 11:53 pm

    Let me just say, I used to be one of these girls because when you are young- the idea of getting paid to drink free booze sounds entincing. NOT worth it. I heard a lot of stuff about him and tried to think the best of him but after meeting him, him paying me to be one of his “groupies” and attending the ridiculously awkward parties, I can honestly say this guy lives up to being the PB Douche. He pays no mind to the girls trying to make him smile, in fact it took him 6 events for him to remember my name! (douche.) Even after paying me (super douche.) At these parties, he just acts miserable and the girls drink and end up getting wasted to avoid the awkwardness…. (me) To which point he gets sleezy. He hosts contest: costume contests for halloween, miss pacific beach contest, etc—- all a joke. Girls drive from hours away hoping to be part of what seems to be these exciting opportunities where their beauty and might land them some cash only to find its all RIGGED. His “secretaries” always win or its the girl who “goes up to his office” and does god knows what with him who scores the cash. Be careful PB girls- you’re better than that.

    sorry for mispellings, bad grammar— it happens when your mind becomes tangled in a tangent.

    god I hate this guy. kuddos single steve, this was the highlight to my day!

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