#RFMNG

Requirements For My Next Girlfriend (RFMNGF)

I’ve started compiling a list on twitter of Requirements For My Next Girlfriend.

She must be out of my league #RFMNGF
She must be a great kisser #RFMNGF
She must spontaniously take days off work to go on adventures with me. #RFMNGF
She must know how to “unzip” a .zip file. I once dated a girl that didn’t know what a zip file was. #RFMNGF
She must like Its Always Sunny #RFMNGF
She must understand that even though I’m super busy, she’s still my priority. #RFMNGF
She must be spontaneous #RFMNGF
She must like to watch a little football on Sunday, or at least pretend to like it #RFMNGF
She must be AWESOME #RFMNGF
She must be the cure for my insomnia #RFMNGF
She must like to cuddle on cold days #RFMNGF
I’m just Jim looking for my Pam #RFMNGF
I wouldn’t be mad if she was a teacher, so we could travel during the summers #RFMNGF
She must have a friendly face, sassy pants and dance shoes #RFMNGF
She must not think I’m gay #RFMNGF
Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin’ with no make-up on. That’s when you’re the prettiest, I hope that you don’t take it wrong #RFMNGF
She must love Disneyland #RFMNGF
She must like farmers markets #RFMNGF
She must make me put down all my work and pay attention to her #RFMNGF
She must like having to go with me to my professional social obligations #RFMNGF
She must appreciate (tolerate) me drunk dialing her at 2am, just to hear her voice #RFMNGF
She must not mind that I might be a vampire #RFMNGF
I just want an adventure with someone, everyday, for the rest of my life. That’s not too much to ask for right? #RFMNGF
She must want to settle down in Yuma one day #RFMNGF
She must find my jokes about wanting to move to Yuma funny #RFMNGF
She must drag me to chruch on Sundays. Sometimes. #RFMNGF
She must NOT smoke #RFMNGF
She must force me to get off my ass and exercise. Sometimes. #RFMNGF
She must be always up for an adventure, even on a Wednesday afternoon. #RFMNGF
She must have a facebook. People who don’t have facebook, don’t have friends. Fact. #RFMNGF
She must look good in a Chargers jersey #RFMNGF
She must enjoying volunteering and volunteer with me #RFMNGF