#RFMNG
Requirements For My Next Girlfriend (RFMNGF)
I’ve started compiling a list on twitter of Requirements For My Next Girlfriend.
- She must be out of my league #RFMNGF
- She must be a great kisser #RFMNGF
- She must spontaniously take days off work to go on adventures with me. #RFMNGF
- She must know how to “unzip” a .zip file. I once dated a girl that didn’t know what a zip file was. #RFMNGF
- She must like Its Always Sunny #RFMNGF
- She must understand that even though I’m super busy, she’s still my priority. #RFMNGF
- She must be spontaneous #RFMNGF
- She must like to watch a little football on Sunday, or at least pretend to like it #RFMNGF
- She must be AWESOME #RFMNGF
- She must be the cure for my insomnia #RFMNGF
- She must like to cuddle on cold days #RFMNGF
- I wouldn’t be mad if she was a teacher, so we could travel during the summers #RFMNGF
- She must have a friendly face, sassy pants and dance shoes #RFMNGF
- She must not think I’m gay #RFMNGF
- Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin’ with no make-up on. That’s when you’re the prettiest, I hope that you don’t take it wrong #RFMNGF
- She must love Disneyland #RFMNGF
- She must like farmers markets #RFMNGF
- She must make me put down all my work and pay attention to her #RFMNGF
- She must like having to go with me to my professional social obligations #RFMNGF
- She must appreciate (tolerate) me drunk dialing her at 2am, just to hear her voice #RFMNGF
- She must not mind that I might be a vampire #RFMNGF
- I just want an adventure with someone, everyday, for the rest of my life. That’s not too much to ask for right? #RFMNGF
- She must want to settle down in Yuma one day #RFMNGF
- She must find my jokes about wanting to move to Yuma funny #RFMNGF
- She must drag me to chruch on Sundays. Sometimes. #RFMNGF
- She must NOT smoke #RFMNGF
- She must force me to get off my ass and exercise. Sometimes. #RFMNGF
- She must be always up for an adventure, even on a Wednesday afternoon. #RFMNGF
- She must have a facebook. People who don’t have facebook, don’t have friends. Fact. #RFMNGF
- She must look good in a Chargers jersey #RFMNGF
- She must enjoying volunteering and volunteer with me #RFMNGF
#1 by AT on January 29, 2010 - 3:04 pm
These don’t look like shall statements. Some aren’t even verifiable. Engineering fail.
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#2 by amysjoy on January 29, 2010 - 3:54 pm
These are good requirements. Good luck.
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#3 by mikey the jerk on January 29, 2010 - 6:30 pm
I am really inspired by these I want to make my own list …however I feel the more restrictions I put on my future pretty face will only deter and make the challenge more difficult I like to think of myself as an equal opportunity lender…that being said my RFMNGF would be something like she must be decent and she must be cool …but even that is a shear impossibility
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#4 by Andy on January 29, 2010 - 6:50 pm
Are you parsing your Twitter feed to autogenerate that list?
If not, you should be.
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#5 by Rebecca on January 29, 2010 - 7:12 pm
Damn, looks like I’m your perfect woman, except the entire moving to Yuma thing… I’ll keep on the lookout for a fantastic woman for you, however she’ll probably be up in the Los Angeles area, a little out of your 30 mile radius bubble.
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#6 by Brooke on January 29, 2010 - 11:58 pm
Settle down in Yuma?!
I’ve got one for you: she must celebrate Steak and BJ Day. Now that’s worth a #RFMNG
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#7 by Sunny on January 30, 2010 - 5:23 pm
So what you are saying is…you want to date me?
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#8 by Austin on February 9, 2010 - 6:06 pm
“She must have a facebook. People who don’t have facebook, don’t have friends. Fact. #RFMNGF ”
hahaha True
My current girl doesnt have a facebook and you are absolutely right. her ‘friends’ are literally just guys who she has dated or want to date her.
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#9 by Kelsey on April 20, 2010 - 9:37 am
I fit the bill aside from the teacher bit. And you were SO close!
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#10 by Rusbin on April 20, 2010 - 2:52 pm
She must be a “swallower” and not a “spitter”
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#11 by Brandi Shae on April 20, 2010 - 3:14 pm
Oh is that all you’re looking for?
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#12 by kiwi on April 28, 2010 - 4:41 am
You rang? Great list, unfortunately I’m a long, long way outside of that bubble.
And completely agree with #10 – spitting is just so undignified.
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#13 by @Ahsherry09 on August 16, 2010 - 6:26 pm
Awesome list….
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