#RFMNG
Requirements For My Next Girlfriend (RFMNGF)
I’ve started compiling a list on twitter of Requirements For My Next Girlfriend.
- She must be out of my league #RFMNGF
- She must be a great kisser #RFMNGF
- She must spontaniously take days off work to go on adventures with me. #RFMNGF
- She must know how to “unzip” a .zip file. I once dated a girl that didn’t know what a zip file was. #RFMNGF
- She must like Its Always Sunny #RFMNGF
- She must understand that even though I’m super busy, she’s still my priority. #RFMNGF
- She must be spontaneous #RFMNGF
- She must like to watch a little football on Sunday, or at least pretend to like it #RFMNGF
- She must be AWESOME #RFMNGF
- She must be the cure for my insomnia #RFMNGF
- She must like to cuddle on cold days #RFMNGF
- I’m just Jim looking for my Pam #RFMNGF
- I wouldn’t be mad if she was a teacher, so we could travel during the summers #RFMNGF
- She must have a friendly face, sassy pants and dance shoes #RFMNGF
- She must not think I’m gay #RFMNGF
- Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin’ with no make-up on. That’s when you’re the prettiest, I hope that you don’t take it wrong #RFMNGF
- She must love Disneyland #RFMNGF
- She must like farmers markets #RFMNGF
- She must make me put down all my work and pay attention to her #RFMNGF
- She must like having to go with me to my professional social obligations #RFMNGF
- She must appreciate (tolerate) me drunk dialing her at 2am, just to hear her voice #RFMNGF
- She must not mind that I might be a vampire #RFMNGF
- I just want an adventure with someone, everyday, for the rest of my life. That’s not too much to ask for right? #RFMNGF
- She must want to settle down in Yuma one day #RFMNGF
- She must find my jokes about wanting to move to Yuma funny #RFMNGF
- She must drag me to chruch on Sundays. Sometimes. #RFMNGF
- She must NOT smoke #RFMNGF
- She must force me to get off my ass and exercise. Sometimes. #RFMNGF
- She must be always up for an adventure, even on a Wednesday afternoon. #RFMNGF
- She must have a facebook. People who don’t have facebook, don’t have friends. Fact. #RFMNGF
- She must look good in a Chargers jersey #RFMNGF
- She must enjoying volunteering and volunteer with me #RFMNGF
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These don’t look like shall statements. Some aren’t even verifiable. Engineering fail.
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These are good requirements. Good luck.
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I am really inspired by these I want to make my own list …however I feel the more restrictions I put on my future pretty face will only deter and make the challenge more difficult I like to think of myself as an equal opportunity lender…that being said my RFMNGF would be something like she must be decent and she must be cool …but even that is a shear impossibility
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Are you parsing your Twitter feed to autogenerate that list?
If not, you should be.
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Damn, looks like I’m your perfect woman, except the entire moving to Yuma thing… I’ll keep on the lookout for a fantastic woman for you, however she’ll probably be up in the Los Angeles area, a little out of your 30 mile radius bubble.
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Settle down in Yuma?!
I’ve got one for you: she must celebrate Steak and BJ Day. Now that’s worth a #RFMNG
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So what you are saying is…you want to date me?
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“She must have a facebook. People who don’t have facebook, don’t have friends. Fact. #RFMNGF ”
hahaha True
My current girl doesnt have a facebook and you are absolutely right. her ‘friends’ are literally just guys who she has dated or want to date her.
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I fit the bill aside from the teacher bit. And you were SO close!
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She must be a “swallower” and not a “spitter”
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Oh is that all you’re looking for?
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You rang? Great list, unfortunately I’m a long, long way outside of that bubble.
And completely agree with #10 – spitting is just so undignified.
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Awesome list….
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If I didn’t live on the east coast, I would offer to be your next girlfriend.
Evidence of me being awesome:
http://wasthatawkward.blogspot.com/2011/03/when-cleaning-up-after-hand-job-is.html
Evidence of me enjoying traveling/adventures:
http://wasthatawkward.blogspot.com/2011/03/not-so-awkward-bucket-list.html
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hahahaaha…yes..i secretly super like that Drake song.
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It’s official: guys like girls best without makeup. Two guys agree on this, so it must be the Absolute Incontrovertible Truth.
All you girls who wear makeup to impress guys? You’re idiots.
All you girls who wear it because you like the feel of those volatile chemicals mutating your skin cells into cancerous forms?
Wear it on your other end. That way we don’t have to look at it unless you decide to go as far as third base with us, which means that I at least will never have to see it. As an added bonus, when you brush me off, I can console myself at having avoided it.
P.S., high heels look stupid too, and also make you walk like you have a nerve disease.
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iI meant to like this comment…not dislike it.
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I have a list too! It goes a little something like this…
1) He must have a heartbeat.
That’s about as far as I’ve gotten so far.
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