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Women of Tinder: What not to do, Part 2

Let’s get rrrrrready to Tiiiiindeeeeeeeeeer. . Part one of Women of Tinder: What Not To Do, went pretty well, and by pretty well I mean I can tell a couple thousand of you read it (or at least hit the site with unique IPs), but then only 3 people commented. That’s like fucking stealing. .Thanks…

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Women of Tinder: What not to do

Let’s just get started. I mean congrats on being a cute kid, but are you really trying to attract that guy that sees a photo of you at your 5th birthday party and is like “Daaaaaaamn guuuuurl, can’t wait to swipe that ass right.” Also it makes me think that you peaked when you were…

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What is Tinder? And why it’s ridiculous

What is Tinder!? And I assume you’re asking because you’re in a relationship, or single and not hip to technology, well my friends, it’s the most addicting, judgmental, shallow app available on smart phones today. Think old school HotOrNot.com circa 2002, where you and your high school idiot guy friends would crowd around a single…

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Single Steve is back!

Hello? Hello! Yeah, so, this is happening. It’s like really happening. I know, I know, I can’t believe it either.  Please calm the fuck down, stop screaming, have a seat, take a deep breath, and please continuing reading. It’s been a while. Or as we say in the hood, “it’s been a minute” since I’ve…

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Best First Messages Ever on Okcupid

You should probably read this blog first: http://www.singlesteve.com/dear-online-dating-lets-get-ridiculous-penis-penis-penis/ Thanks for all the “great” suggestions for messages to send out on my okcupid account. I didn’t want to send out messages that were sexual in nature, I’m not trying to be arrested. Below are the messages I sent out, surprisingly I haven’t received any responses yet….

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Dear Eharmony, Fuck you.

Ear muffs. Sorry about the aggressive title. Actually I'm not. I lie. I mean, I feel bad if you're at work right now reading this, and the biggest letters on your screen involve the words FUCK YOU. That's always kind of awkward when you're supposed to be “working”. If that's the case, please scroll down...
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Being Funny Never Got Anyone Laid

I know, the first thing you’re thinking is my title of this blog is bullshit. Well first of all, calm the fuck down, there is no reason, what so ever, to swear. Just pop a simmer. It’s weird I don’t swear in real life “that much”, but in my blog, every other word is cock,…

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