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Epic Date. Epic Fail.
*DISCLAIMER** This is MY interpretation of this date. The following is based on a true story. My life. Please keep in mind this is a blog on the interweb. I DO NOT want you
Read More »Okcupid.com Date: FAIL
Let me just start off by saying, I’m terrible internet human being. Absolutely terrible, probably the worst. NOW, with that being said, it’s time for me to be a jerk, so sit back and
Read More »2010. The Year of the Tiger. And Single Steve?
Prepare yourself, this is kind of a long one (That’s what she said) A new year a new blog! Actually this is the second blog I’ve written this year, the first one being part
Read More »Facebook will become self aware on August 29th, 2011
The journey continues, Captain’s Log: 9683 consecutive days of being alive. Yeah, that’s right, in a row. Not to be dramatic, but that’s getting pretty old. I can remember the days when I was
Read More »I’m Back!?
I know I know. It’s been too long. Way too long (That’s what she said), but I’m back, and back with a fury. Where did I go you ask? I was in a little
Read More »PB Millionaire: Part 1
Let me start off by saying I am ridiculously excited about this series of blogs that is about to occur. I am literally, literally hyper ventilating about the cynical thoughts that about to come
Read More »How Not to Get an Online Date
Online dating shenanigans continue. I’m 2 months away from Dr. Phil confirming the fact that I am incapable of finding “someone special” in the first 6 months of my match.com experience. What a dick.
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