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Epic Date. Epic Fail.

Single Steve March 5, 2010 39

*DISCLAIMER** This is MY interpretation of this date. The following is based on a true story. My life. Please keep in mind this is a blog on the interweb. I DO NOT want you

Okcupid.com Date: FAIL

Single Steve January 29, 2010 21

Let me just start off by saying, I’m terrible internet human being. Absolutely terrible, probably the worst. NOW, with that being said, it’s time for me to be a jerk, so sit back and

2010. The Year of the Tiger. And Single Steve?

Single Steve January 7, 2010 14

Prepare yourself, this is kind of a long one (That’s what she said) A new year a new blog! Actually this is the second blog I’ve written this year, the first one being part

Halloween, you’re still a hoe.

Single Steve November 12, 2009 2

Catching up. Halloween has come and gone, and people have been begging me to update my happenings since. Well that’s not true, no one actually asked me anything, but I’m going to fucking tell

Halloween, don’t be that girl

Single Steve October 27, 2009 11

It’s about that time of year again, the weather’s getting colder, the leaves are beginning to change color and girls are deciding which kind of slutty animal they want to be for Halloween. This

Facebook will become self aware on August 29th, 2011

Single Steve October 20, 2009 25

The journey continues, Captain’s Log: 9683 consecutive days of being alive. Yeah, that’s right, in a row. Not to be dramatic, but that’s getting pretty old. I can remember the days when I was

I’m Back!?

Single Steve October 9, 2009 14

I know I know. It’s been too long. Way too long (That’s what she said), but I’m back, and back with a fury. Where did I go you ask? I was in a little

PB Millionaire: Part 1

Single Steve April 8, 2009 39

Let me start off by saying I am ridiculously excited about this series of blogs that is about to occur. I am literally, literally hyper ventilating about the cynical thoughts that about to come

How to get kicked out of Moondoggies

Single Steve March 31, 2009 6

On any given Thursday night there’s a 75 percent chance you will find me at Moondoggies (AKA Dude-Doggies/Line-Doggies) in PB. This jumps greatly to about 90 percent if I don’t have to work on

How Not to Get an Online Date

Single Steve March 25, 2009 16

Online dating shenanigans continue. I’m 2 months away from Dr. Phil confirming the fact that I am incapable of finding “someone special” in the first 6 months of my match.com experience. What a dick.