Tagged online dating


One text, two text, no response, move on.

I don’t think you actually know just how awful dating is these days. I mean maybe you do? Maybe, you’re actually single and you’re currently out there too, with me, in the wild, of online dating. You’re out there in the trenches of tinder, bumble, okcupid and match.com, and living, and experiencing the same awfulness...

Women of Tinder: What not to do

Let’s just get started. I mean congrats on being a cute kid, but are you really trying to attract that guy that sees a photo of you at your 5th birthday party and is like “Daaaaaaamn guuuuurl, can’t wait to swipe that ass right.” Also it makes me think that you peaked when you were…


What is Tinder? And why it’s ridiculous

What is Tinder!? And I assume you’re asking because you’re in a relationship, or single and not hip to technology, well my friends, it’s the most addicting, judgmental, shallow app available on smart phones today. Think old school HotOrNot.com circa 2002, where you and your high school idiot guy friends would crowd around a single…


How not to date the Cute Funny Girl in your class

(Imagine, a dimly lit library, smelling of rich mahogany, me, wearing a satin robe, smoking a pipe, slowly rotating my swiveling plush chair towards you.) Hello, salutations, greetings, please, have a seat, stay a while. And welcome to another awkward edition to my blog. (Okay, now imagine me naked covered in peanut butter) For those…


Apparently I gave up sex for Lent…and 2011

Dear Diary, Let’s talk about sex. No not really because that’s awkward. Especially since lots of my family, friends and co-workers read this blog. And if they are, I don’t have sex, hi mom, I’m saving myself for eight pound 6 ounce baby Jesus. Which actually sounds creepy when I type it out loud, that…


Best First Messages Ever on Okcupid

You should probably read this blog first: http://www.singlesteve.com/dear-online-dating-lets-get-ridiculous-penis-penis-penis/ Thanks for all the “great” suggestions for messages to send out on my okcupid account. I didn’t want to send out messages that were sexual in nature, I’m not trying to be arrested. Below are the messages I sent out, surprisingly I haven’t received any responses yet….


Dear Eharmony, Fuck you.

Ear muffs. Sorry about the aggressive title. Actually I'm not. I lie. I mean, I feel bad if you're at work right now reading this, and the biggest letters on your screen involve the words FUCK YOU. That's always kind of awkward when you're supposed to be “working”. If that's the case, please scroll down...

Being Funny Never Got Anyone Laid

I know, the first thing you’re thinking is my title of this blog is bullshit. Well first of all, calm the fuck down, there is no reason, what so ever, to swear. Just pop a simmer. It’s weird I don’t swear in real life “that much”, but in my blog, every other word is cock,…

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