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Being Funny Never Got Anyone Laid
I know, the first thing you’re thinking is my title of this blog is bullshit. Well first of all, calm the fuck down, there is no reason, what so ever, to swear. Just pop
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Epic Date. Epic Fail.
*DISCLAIMER** This is MY interpretation of this date. The following is based on a true story. My life. Please keep in mind this is a blog on the interweb. I DO NOT want you
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Okcupid.com Date: FAIL
Let me just start off by saying, I’m terrible internet human being. Absolutely terrible, probably the worst. NOW, with that being said, it’s time for me to be a jerk, so sit back and
Read More »My Life Is Like A Romantic Comedy
“My life is like a romantic comedy. Except without the romantic and double the comedy.” If I ever wrote a book, that’s what I would call it. Even if the book has nothing to
Read More »Facebook will become self aware on August 29th, 2011
The journey continues, Captain’s Log: 9683 consecutive days of being alive. Yeah, that’s right, in a row. Not to be dramatic, but that’s getting pretty old. I can remember the days when I was
Read More »I’m Back!?
I know I know. It’s been too long. Way too long (That’s what she said), but I’m back, and back with a fury. Where did I go you ask? I was in a little
Read More »How Not to Get an Online Date
Online dating shenanigans continue. I’m 2 months away from Dr. Phil confirming the fact that I am incapable of finding “someone special” in the first 6 months of my match.com experience. What a dick.
Read More »The Most Important Single Steve blog You Will EVER Read. EVER.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . There it is. I’ve officially back posted all of my old blogs from myspace to this blog. You know
Read More »I’m “too awesome” to date!?
**************Old blog, back posting*********** November 25th, 2008 Have you ever been told “you’re too awesome to date”? Well I have, and it’s “awesome!!” But that’s hook line to get you excited about the blog.
Read More »Decision 2008
**************Old blog, back posting*********** September 25th, 2008 A while ago, I asked you, the blog reader to help me make a critical decision in my life. How should I go about finding dates. The
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