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PB Millionaire, or is it PB Reality? Or is it you’re still a tool?
Preface Yep. Another fucking preface. I’m sorry I’m not sorry. I just have some stuff I want to say that’s not really related to the “blog”, so here it is. What I wanted to
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The journey continues, Captain’s Log: 9683 consecutive days of being alive. Yeah, that’s right, in a row. Not to be dramatic, but that’s getting pretty old. I can remember the days when I was
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I know I know. It’s been too long. Way too long (That’s what she said), but I’m back, and back with a fury. Where did I go you ask? I was in a little
Read More »PB Millionaire, Part 2
I’m back. With a fury. Sorry for the delay. That thing called real life got in the way. But you’ll be happy to know that real life goes great, not that anyone of you
Read More »PB Millionaire: Part 1
Let me start off by saying I am ridiculously excited about this series of blogs that is about to occur. I am literally, literally hyper ventilating about the cynical thoughts that about to come
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Online dating shenanigans continue. I’m 2 months away from Dr. Phil confirming the fact that I am incapable of finding “someone special” in the first 6 months of my match.com experience. What a dick.
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*I’m not a jerk. I just play one in these blogs. Just Craig’s List. No online dating shenanigans. No hilarious story of why I’m single. Just Craig’s List. Girls, don’t date guys on Craigslist….
Read More »I’m “too awesome” to date!?
**************Old blog, back posting*********** November 25th, 2008 Have you ever been told “you’re too awesome to date”? Well I have, and it’s “awesome!!” But that’s hook line to get you excited about the blog.
Read More »I used to be cool?
********Old blog, back posting, September 25, 2008 ********* So I used to be cool, well maybe I wasn’t cool, but I at least wasn’t super uncool. This harsh cold reality hit me today while I
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