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PB Millionaire, or is it PB Reality? Or is it you’re still a tool?

PB Millionaire, or is it PB Reality? Or is it you’re still a tool?

Single Steve February 27, 2010 9

Preface Yep. Another fucking preface. I’m sorry I’m not sorry. I just have some stuff I want to say that’s not really related to the “blog”, so here it is. What I wanted to

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Halloween, you’re still a hoe.

Single Steve November 12, 2009 2

Catching up. Halloween has come and gone, and people have been begging me to update my happenings since. Well that’s not true, no one actually asked me anything, but I’m going to fucking tell

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Facebook will become self aware on August 29th, 2011

Single Steve October 20, 2009 25

The journey continues, Captain’s Log: 9683 consecutive days of being alive. Yeah, that’s right, in a row. Not to be dramatic, but that’s getting pretty old. I can remember the days when I was

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I’m Back!?

Single Steve October 9, 2009 14

I know I know. It’s been too long. Way too long (That’s what she said), but I’m back, and back with a fury. Where did I go you ask? I was in a little

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PB Millionaire, Part 2

Single Steve May 20, 2009 20

I’m back. With a fury. Sorry for the delay. That thing called real life got in the way. But you’ll be happy to know that real life goes great, not that anyone of you

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PB Millionaire: Part 1

PB Millionaire: Part 1

Single Steve April 8, 2009 39

Let me start off by saying I am ridiculously excited about this series of  blogs that is about to occur. I am literally, literally hyper ventilating about the cynical thoughts that about to come

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How Not to Get an Online Date

Single Steve March 25, 2009 16

Online dating shenanigans continue. I’m 2 months away from Dr. Phil confirming the fact that I am incapable of finding “someone special” in the first 6 months of my match.com experience. What a dick.

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Just Craigslist

Single Steve March 12, 2009 3

*I’m not a jerk. I just play one in these blogs. Just Craig’s List. No online dating shenanigans. No hilarious story of why I’m single. Just Craig’s List. Girls, don’t date guys on Craigslist….

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I’m “too awesome” to date!?

Single Steve March 9, 2009 7

**************Old blog, back posting*********** November 25th, 2008 Have you ever been told “you’re too awesome to date”? Well I have, and it’s “awesome!!” But that’s hook line to get you excited about the blog.

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I used to be cool?

Single Steve March 5, 2009 3

********Old blog, back posting, September 25, 2008 ********* So I used to be cool, well maybe I wasn’t cool, but I at least wasn’t super uncool. This harsh cold reality hit me today while I

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