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Being Funny Never Got Anyone Laid
I know, the first thing you’re thinking is my title of this blog is bullshit. Well first of all, calm the fuck down, there is no reason, what so ever, to swear. Just pop
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Epic Date. Epic Fail.
*DISCLAIMER** This is MY interpretation of this date. The following is based on a true story. My life. Please keep in mind this is a blog on the interweb. I DO NOT want you
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PB Millionaire, or is it PB Reality? Or is it you’re still a tool?
Preface Yep. Another fucking preface. I’m sorry I’m not sorry. I just have some stuff I want to say that’s not really related to the “blog”, so here it is. What I wanted to
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Okcupid.com Date: FAIL
Let me just start off by saying, I’m terrible internet human being. Absolutely terrible, probably the worst. NOW, with that being said, it’s time for me to be a jerk, so sit back and
Read More »My Life Is Like A Romantic Comedy
“My life is like a romantic comedy. Except without the romantic and double the comedy.” If I ever wrote a book, that’s what I would call it. Even if the book has nothing to
Read More »I’m Back!?
I know I know. It’s been too long. Way too long (That’s what she said), but I’m back, and back with a fury. Where did I go you ask? I was in a little
Read More »PB Millionaire, Part 2
I’m back. With a fury. Sorry for the delay. That thing called real life got in the way. But you’ll be happy to know that real life goes great, not that anyone of you
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PB Millionaire: Part 1
Let me start off by saying I am ridiculously excited about this series of blogs that is about to occur. I am literally, literally hyper ventilating about the cynical thoughts that about to come
Read More »How Not to Get an Online Date
Online dating shenanigans continue. I’m 2 months away from Dr. Phil confirming the fact that I am incapable of finding “someone special” in the first 6 months of my match.com experience. What a dick.
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