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It’s 2015, Now What?

So, here we are. Two thousand, fucking, fifteen. The fucking future. It’s crazy, I thought I’d be writing this blog from a moon base, while my space kids play outside on their iPhone 7s. I guess not. I’m still in San Diego. I’m still single. It feels oddly familiar. I don’t know, I can’t really articulate...
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Preface to a book I probably won’t write

I wrote this many months ago, while stuck in an airport bar. Posting this is as motivation for me to actually get my shit together and write more. Maybe even a book. Would you read it? Hello. Greetings. And Welcome.  If you’re reading this, then you already know. I wrote a book. Or at least...
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Single Steve is back!

Hello? Hello! Yeah, so, this is happening. It’s like really happening. I know, I know, I can’t believe it either.  Please calm the fuck down, stop screaming, have a seat, take a deep breath, and please continuing reading. It’s been a while. Or as we say in the hood, “it’s been a minute” since I’ve…

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I want to send you flowers for Valentines Day, yes you.

I want to send you flowers for Valentines Day, yes you. So here’s the thing, Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching at the inevitable speed of one second per second, with every second that passes by. In fact with every word and sentence you read, means the day of hallmark style of coerced love is closer…

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A Good Old Fashioned Twitter Fight

Why hello there. Welcome back. I agree, I’m a jerk. And a liar. A dirty rotten liar. I do this every single time, I write a blog, apologize for not writing in a real long time, and then tell you, but “this time it’s going to be different, baby, I promise”. I promise I’m going…

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A Blog About A Blog

This is Single Steve, and I approve this message. This blogging thing is getting out of control . So much so, that I’m now writing blogs about writing a blog.  Sounds ridiculous, oh I know, but please bare with me. I have a story to tell, and hope you find it as comical as I…

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Halloween, you’re still a hoe.

Catching up. Halloween has come and gone, and people have been begging me to update my happenings since. Well that’s not true, no one actually asked me anything, but I’m going to fucking tell you anyways. Sorry, I know, no need to swear.   My Halloween actually wasn’t all to wild and crazy kids. I…

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Halloween, don’t be that girl

It’s about that time of year again, the weather’s getting colder, the leaves are beginning to change color and girls are deciding which kind of slutty animal they want to be for Halloween. This blog is written for my female readers, all 3 of them. Halloween is a great time of year, it’s interesting to…

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