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Facebook will become self aware on August 29th, 2011

The journey continues, Captain’s Log: 9683 consecutive days of being alive. Yeah, that’s right, in a row. Not to be dramatic, but that’s getting pretty old. I can remember the days when I was just a day or two over 8000. Those were the days… I was a senior in college (year one of two),…

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I’m Back!?

I know I know. It’s been too long. Way too long (That’s what she said), but I’m back, and back with a fury. Where did I go you ask? I was in a little place called Relation City, USA. Yep, it’s true, Single Steve actually had a girl friend. Shocked are you? Fuck your couch,…

How to get kicked out of Moondoggies

On any given Thursday night there’s a 75 percent chance you will find me at Moondoggies (AKA Dude-Doggies/Line-Doggies) in PB. This jumps greatly to about 90 percent if I don’t have to work on that Friday, which happens to occur every other Friday. The following is a true story that happened a few weeks ago…

I used to be cool?

  So I used to be cool, well maybe I wasn’t cool, but I at least wasn’t super uncool. This harsh cold reality hit me today while I was walking to class at SDSU. I have two classes, twice a week, in the afternoons at SDSU, so twice a week I leave work a little…

Laundry Pimp

I’m a grown up, it’s true, and part of being a grown up is doing your own laundry. I have the misfortune of not having a washer and dryer in my place, so I have to go down to the laundry mat about a block away and fight with the rest of the locals for…

Zarapes and Black hats. How I hate you.

So last week, while wandering around Coronado Island, I was walking by a store and I saw this: Really. Like really. You took traditionally garments from my Mexican people, and whored them up 128 percent. WHAT. First of all, shut up. Secondly, what ridiculous person would even wear sure a terrible looking thing. I mean…

With the boots and the fur….

Greeeeeeeeeeetings! Hi there. Welcome. Bienvenidos. Last week marked the first week of me officially being an SDSU grad student, it’s all so very exciting. The thrill of sitting in class, the joys of homework and the opportunity to not talk to/make eye contact with a whole different school of girls. Yep, it’s going to be…

Started 2008 with a Bang!

  Hello Hello! Welcome to 2008, and welcome to my first blog of year. Not too sure what it’s going to be about just yet, kind of just sat down and decided it was about that time for a new blog. I’m home tonight, for the first Thursday night I’ve been in San Diego in…

Drinking Insurance

So as all of us red blooded Americans know, a coupleweeks ago was the fantastic holiday of 4th of July. Historically we know this as the day we teamed up with Will Smith to beat the aliens. Actually, I’m sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don’t know what it means. I’ll be honest,…

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