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Top Ten Reasons PB Millionaire is a douche bag – #7 and #8

8.) You’re too old for Pacific Beach.

Dear PB Millionaire,

If you read only one sentence in this whole blog, please read this:
YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE HANGING OUT IN PB. Again, one more time:
YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE HANGING OUT IN PB. Thank you. Now if you’d like to know why, please continue reading.

So according to my math and uber stalking skills the PB Millionaire is at least 45 years. Seriously!? You’re 45 years old and still want to be hanging out in PB. I’m 28 years and I’m almost too old for PB.  When you don’t get carded going into bars in PB, that’s when it’s time to stop going.
Please watch this entire video. Well please attempt to watch the entire video. I understand if at some point during the video you are so filled with rage and smash your computer to the ground.  Enjoy:
PB Millionaire Presents PB

 

 

I’m sorry I put you through that, really I am. Also I’m sorry if you were actually watching the video for the last two and half minutes of what he considered to be dancing. I know I know. I’m not evening going to talk about his dancing, yet….or that he went to Beachwood at 8:30pm when no one was there because he can’t stay up past 10:30pm. No, I’m not going to talk about any of those things. What I am going to talk about is in what alternate universe does he think he has the right to be the ambassador of Pacific Beach? Imagine if you will, you google “San Diego pacific beach bars” and the first link you find is this senior citizen telling you what bars are “cool” in Pacific Beach. I don’t think 20-30 year olds who are looking to get wasted in PB are going to be looking to this 45 for his worldly advice on bars in Pacific Beach.

I feel like I want to make a rebuttal video, that really really displays the PB Bars. I’ve been kicked out of more bars in PB, than the PB millionaire has probably ever been into. I’m not necessarily  proud of this, but it’s something that happens, when your of the right age and ridiculous in PB. If you haven’t been kicked out of Moondoggies, then you my friend, have not lived. If you haven’t peed in the Cabo Catina trough as the door to the rest room opens exposing your junk to the world, then you haven’t really been to PB. Do I know any “video” people that can help make this a reality? Not that I have any right to be a self proclaimed PB ambassador, but I feel like I’m at least a more appropriate choice than him.

Again, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE HANGING OUT IN PB.  People your age hang out in Del Mar or Rancho Bernardo. Please go there.
It’s like seeing your dad at the bar past 10:00pm. If I ever saw my dad at a bar when I was out in PB, I would immediately leave and never return. Just because you pay girls that are 22 to hang around with you, that doesn’t mean you take the average of all your ages and that makes you younger. Sorry Charlie. I’ve got two, maybe 3 years max, then it’s time to really grow up. STOP hanging out in PB. Stop trying to make it cool. It’s a great place for young professionals who are still trying to be party like their in college, while having “grown up” jobs.  “Stop trying to make fetch work.”

 

7.) You live in a state of self delusion

Watch this and tell me you don’t hate him:
PB Reality Show and the Paparazzi 1

Wow. Just  wow. I don’t even know what to say. He lives in a state of self created delusion and fame.
1.) Really!? Like no fucking joke, you really made this video, and then thought it would be a good idea for your public image to post it?
2.) So you’re saying your camera man was just so happened to be filming you, from different angles, and kept running ahead of you so he could capture the “paparazzi” taking pictures of you? Also what is this angle? You were running away from the paparazzi and then decided to would be best to shoot and upskirt video instead?

3.) Number 3. What the fuck are you doing in this picture? Are you attempting to listen for paparazzi? The girl next to you looks like she hates her life. Fact.

4.) I got this from one of your “press releases”
[box] “We have seen a large increase in photographers and fans taking photos and at some times chasing our reality cast members while out in public,” said PB Reality spokesperson Mark Fitgerald. “Although it can be a bit of a challenge to avoid being noticed in public, the PB Reality cast is handling their new found fame in an upbeat manner”[/box] WOW. I can lie in press releases I write myself too! I would guess that 80 percent of the people that know you, are because of my blog. I’m just basing it off statistics. Just from the series of blogs I’ve written about you, I’ve had over 30,000 hits, not page refreshes, but unique IP addresses.  The video, you said went “viral” has 7,000 hits. And 19 dislikes and I’m sure once this blog is posted, probably even a few more dislikes. Sorry Charlie.

Another self created delusion is his fucking fake press releases. I will admit, he is doing a better job of SEO than me, but then again I work full time, I’m in my last semester of my MBA, do more good for the community then does, and party my face off more than I should. Anyways, he is always linking to these “Press Releases” about the PB Reality Show. A press release is something you prepare and make in case a legitimate news source wants to  cover your news worthy story. A press release is not something you make then plaster all over the internet at press release sites. This is an clever SEO tactic to make something that sucks, like his show, seem more legitimate than it actually is. See the following:
http://openpr.com/news/182734/PB-Millionaire-Says-His-New-Show-Will-Be-No-Jersey-Shore.html
http://your-story.org/pb-reality-show-postpones-series-debut-taking-on-new-direction-to-satisfy-fans-232740/

http://your-story.org/pb-millionaire-says-his-new-show-will-be-no-jersey-shore-251663/

http://www.release-news.com/index.php/arts-a-entertainment/77026-the-pb-reality-shows-much-anticipated-bikini-calendar-launches-into-cyberspace.html

UPDATE!

I got an email from the founder of www.your-story.org who kindly and legally asked me to take down any references to calling the site a fake press release website. I am corrected. It is a website where anyone can post “press releases”. The service is real, but the content is self published by anyone. The website is a repository for press releases, the content of those press release is moderated, but still created by any user that visits the website, which makes it questionable as to the authenticity and accuracy. He did tell me I was free to criticize the content and issuer, which is what I’m doing.

IN SUMMARY:
1.) www.your-story.org is a website where anyone can post a press release. It does host other legitimate press release by other organizations
2.) PB Millionaire post press releases written by him, for SEO purposes. Authenticity and accuracy are in question, as with anything posted on the internet.
3.) Please don’t sue me www.your-story.org

You are not famous. You can’t buy fame. But apparently you can buy facebook fans. Speaking of, become one of mine. Please and thank you.
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Comments
  • JP July 11, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    there should be some sort of contest to see how far people can make it through those videos…

    I’ll start. 20 seconds. then i felt a little throw up in my mouth.

  • MGS July 11, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    Just watched the first video. What. The. Fuck. How is he so self important and so retarded. That’s just tragic. His dancing, please, rip apart his dancing. I lack the wit and verbal arsenal you possess to do it well. He is pitiful, wearing idiot strings on his sunglasses all day, and dancing like a fool. I can’t even laugh at his stupidity, it’s too intense.

  • Kelly July 11, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    The sunglasses and no smiling? I think they are both a cover up for too much botox and a wonky eye. Or maybe too much fake bake fumes have zapped some important facial muscle function?
    😀

  • Scot July 11, 2011 at 7:27 pm

    I thought that was Arsenio Hall with all the finger pointing. And I think I got vertigo from all the zooms. And did you notice the slow dancers in the background when he was “dancing”? I’m pretty sure the song in his head was different from the song in the club.

  • Matt July 11, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    Why did they get out of the limo and run down the street to get into the same limo?

    I wonder what he would do if people really started following him and taking pictures of him in his everyday life. Would he have to pay the girls overtime to make it look like they are always with him? How long could he keep that up before he spends all his money, sells the “castle”, and ends up living on the street? The PB Bum?

  • Jen July 11, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    I’m seriously dumbfounded by his methods of delivery and creative efforts(or lack thereof). I watch the video and I just.don’t.get.it. Why did he get out of the limo just to get back in? Why does he have an entourage of adolescents wearing cheap dresses? Why do all of them look chapped? Why would anyone-for the love of God-photograph any of this? Steven- I am baffled. I can find ten reasons alone in this two minute video that qualify PB Mill as a clown. I wonder what he thinks as he is reading this series.

  • Claire July 12, 2011 at 3:52 am

    It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad. I think this guy needs some serious help. He’s obviously suffering from a mental/emotional disorder.

    To PB Milliodouche- Money can’t hide the fact that you’re a loser buddy- sorry. Stop belittling yourself and everyone around you with your shallow attempts at popularity and get a real life.

  • Rob Scott July 12, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    Your-Story.org is not a “fake” press release website.

    Your-Story.org is a free press release service which pays moderators to filter out fake, spam and junk press releases. Unlfortunately, sometimes low quality and spammy press releases make it through initial moderation, but these are actively policed and deleted later (like your “fake” press release, which, you’ll see, is now removed from the site).

    Your-Story.org, beign publicly available, actually makes accountable those who issue press releases – like the subject of your blog post – in a way never before possible. Imagine if this press release was just sitting in journalists email inboxes, instead of up there in public for you to see – you’d have no proof of what this person or entity were saying.

    We work tirelessly to reduce the amount of junk press releases on our website – and we remove those issuing incorrectly formatted and non-newsworthy press releases as a rule (see our rules here: http://your-story.org/press-release-rules/ ) however we do not make value judgments on the subject matter of correctly formatted press releases – that’s for YOU to do!

    I enjoyed reading your blog post (I may happen to agree with many of your sentiments) however I’d appreciate it if you would remove the sections which incorrectly call Your-Story.org a “fake” press release service – when, in fact, it is a free press release publication platform which increases transparency in digital publishing without charging anyone.

    Best regards,

    Rob Scott
    Founder, Your-Story.org

  • Farah July 12, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    You didn’t defeat the evil vampire aliens? What will the world do now? PBM will have his paid entourage of too-young-to-be-near-his-old-ass-hot-chicks surround him in a sea of silicone and protect him, but what about the rest of us Steve, what about the rest of us??

  • Rob July 12, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    video disliked

  • Mayra July 13, 2011 at 6:35 am

    The narration is what cracks me up, and the string on his sunglasses. He must think they might fall of with all his swift dances moves lol.

    Oh and what’s up with people trying to make valid points via comments full of mistakes?

  • Zia Zitella July 16, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    There are somethings that really just test your gag reflex. Those videos are some of them.

  • Elizabeth July 21, 2011 at 8:41 am

    1. The first minute or so of the first video looked like a segment out of Rock of Love.
    2. When he said the gum pole was “art” the first thing I thought of was that someone should stick a bunch of gum to his house and spray paint “THIS IS ART” above it.
    3. His dancing reminded me of the “Stayin’ Alive” scene from Airplane when the guy gets stabbed in the back.
    4. The video would make a great drinking game, though; I lost count of how many times he said, “Check it out!”

    What an atrocious video. It looked like an ASU dropout made it. Phil Collins should sue.

  • tls July 24, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Tip: Your posts would perhaps hold more credibility and seem less like they are written by a jealous school boy if you proofread them. The homonym errors alone make it very difficult to read the posts in their entirety.

  • S August 3, 2011 at 4:53 am

    Hi there, Steve. I was cleaning out my inbox ’cause I have insomnia, and I ran across the email from FB about friending you. (Yes, I am pathetically bad at cleaning my inbox. There’s stuff in there from the days of punch cards, I think.)

    Anyway, thought I’d say hey. I know you will probably blow this off, like all of my other communications. But hopefully since I’ve shown some self-restraint for the past few months, maybe you’ll be able to see past my pathetic prior behavior. Sorry about that. It’s just that I’m very picky about people I want to be friends with, and you seemed to fit the bill. I like people with varied interests, including the arts and volunteerism. People who actually go to museums for fun, and have their morals in the right place. You’re such an extrovert that I’m sure you find it easy to make friends. But being a doctor, I just find people obsessed with medicine. When I want to talk to them about War & Peace or Page One, they don’t have anything to add.

    You may not, either. But given your love of photography, I thought you might. And you clearly enjoy academics more than you should. :-) In any case, let me know how I can donate to your Special Olympics team. I hope your life has been going well. (Mine has– I graduated from medical school and now I’m completing an internship in Michigan before starting a residency to learn radiation therapy for cancer patients in Florida. I’m so excited) Let me know if you’d like to be friends.

    Take care,
    Shayna Rich

  • EN December 13, 2013 at 5:27 am

    Please report PB Millionaire’s music copyright infringements to YouTube.
    No YouTube Videos = NO REALITY TV SHOW = No PB Millionaire douchebag.
    copyright@youtube.com

  • alicia December 19, 2013 at 4:54 am

    Just hearing him say “Beer Pong” made me throw up in my mouth.

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