8.) You’re too old for Pacific Beach.
Dear PB Millionaire,
If you read only one sentence in this whole blog, please read this:
YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE HANGING OUT IN PB. Again, one more time:
YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE HANGING OUT IN PB. Thank you. Now if you’d like to know why, please continue reading.
So according to my math and uber stalking skills the PB Millionaire is at least 45 years. Seriously!? You’re 45 years old and still want to be hanging out in PB. I’m 28 years and I’m almost too old for PB. When you don’t get carded going into bars in PB, that’s when it’s time to stop going.
Please watch this entire video. Well please attempt to watch the entire video. I understand if at some point during the video you are so filled with rage and smash your computer to the ground. Enjoy:
PB Millionaire Presents PB
I’m sorry I put you through that, really I am. Also I’m sorry if you were actually watching the video for the last two and half minutes of what he considered to be dancing. I know I know. I’m not evening going to talk about his dancing, yet….or that he went to Beachwood at 8:30pm when no one was there because he can’t stay up past 10:30pm. No, I’m not going to talk about any of those things. What I am going to talk about is in what alternate universe does he think he has the right to be the ambassador of Pacific Beach? Imagine if you will, you google “San Diego pacific beach bars” and the first link you find is this senior citizen telling you what bars are “cool” in Pacific Beach. I don’t think 20-30 year olds who are looking to get wasted in PB are going to be looking to this 45 for his worldly advice on bars in Pacific Beach.
I feel like I want to make a rebuttal video, that really really displays the PB Bars. I’ve been kicked out of more bars in PB, than the PB millionaire has probably ever been into. I’m not necessarily proud of this, but it’s something that happens, when your of the right age and ridiculous in PB. If you haven’t been kicked out of Moondoggies, then you my friend, have not lived. If you haven’t peed in the Cabo Catina trough as the door to the rest room opens exposing your junk to the world, then you haven’t really been to PB. Do I know any “video” people that can help make this a reality? Not that I have any right to be a self proclaimed PB ambassador, but I feel like I’m at least a more appropriate choice than him.
Again, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE HANGING OUT IN PB. People your age hang out in Del Mar or Rancho Bernardo. Please go there.
It’s like seeing your dad at the bar past 10:00pm. If I ever saw my dad at a bar when I was out in PB, I would immediately leave and never return. Just because you pay girls that are 22 to hang around with you, that doesn’t mean you take the average of all your ages and that makes you younger. Sorry Charlie. I’ve got two, maybe 3 years max, then it’s time to really grow up. STOP hanging out in PB. Stop trying to make it cool. It’s a great place for young professionals who are still trying to be party like their in college, while having “grown up” jobs. “Stop trying to make fetch work.”
7.) You live in a state of self delusion
Watch this and tell me you don’t hate him:
PB Reality Show and the Paparazzi 1
Wow. Just wow. I don’t even know what to say. He lives in a state of self created delusion and fame.
1.) Really!? Like no fucking joke, you really made this video, and then thought it would be a good idea for your public image to post it?
2.) So you’re saying your camera man was just so happened to be filming you, from different angles, and kept running ahead of you so he could capture the “paparazzi” taking pictures of you? Also what is this angle? You were running away from the paparazzi and then decided to would be best to shoot and upskirt video instead?
3.) Number 3. What the fuck are you doing in this picture? Are you attempting to listen for paparazzi? The girl next to you looks like she hates her life. Fact.
4.) I got this from one of your “press releases”
[box] “We have seen a large increase in photographers and fans taking photos and at some times chasing our reality cast members while out in public,” said PB Reality spokesperson Mark Fitgerald. “Although it can be a bit of a challenge to avoid being noticed in public, the PB Reality cast is handling their new found fame in an upbeat manner”[/box] WOW. I can lie in press releases I write myself too! I would guess that 80 percent of the people that know you, are because of my blog. I’m just basing it off statistics. Just from the series of blogs I’ve written about you, I’ve had over 30,000 hits, not page refreshes, but unique IP addresses. The video, you said went “viral” has 7,000 hits. And 19 dislikes and I’m sure once this blog is posted, probably even a few more dislikes. Sorry Charlie.
Another self created delusion is his fucking fake press releases. I will admit, he is doing a better job of SEO than me, but then again I work full time, I’m in my last semester of my MBA, do more good for the community then does, and party my face off more than I should. Anyways, he is always linking to these “Press Releases” about the PB Reality Show. A press release is something you prepare and make in case a legitimate news source wants to cover your news worthy story. A press release is not something you make then plaster all over the internet at press release sites. This is an clever SEO tactic to make something that sucks, like his show, seem more legitimate than it actually is. See the following:
I got an email from the founder of www.your-story.org who kindly and legally asked me to take down any references to calling the site a fake press release website. I am corrected. It is a website where anyone can post “press releases”. The service is real, but the content is self published by anyone. The website is a repository for press releases, the content of those press release is moderated, but still created by any user that visits the website, which makes it questionable as to the authenticity and accuracy. He did tell me I was free to criticize the content and issuer, which is what I’m doing.
1.) www.your-story.org is a website where anyone can post a press release. It does host other legitimate press release by other organizations
2.) PB Millionaire post press releases written by him, for SEO purposes. Authenticity and accuracy are in question, as with anything posted on the internet.
3.) Please don’t sue me www.your-story.org
You are not famous. You can’t buy fame. But apparently you can buy facebook fans. Speaking of, become one of mine. Please and thank you.