Bad Date

Worst Date Story Contest

I want to hear your horrible, awful, funny, ridiculous dating stories.worst date ever I want to hear about your worst date ever.And I want to illustrate it for you! Well, by “illustrate” I mean slap together some stock graphics in photoshop or make crappy memes about your story.

It doesn’t need to be long or that involved. Just submit your worst dating experience in the form below, and if I select it I will work with you to “polish” it up and add some graphics. When I publish the story I will only use your first name, and if you want it can even be a fake first name.

I will select the top (WORST) 3 dating stories and publish them all to my site. Readers will then vote for the worst dating story and that person will win a $50 Visa gift card. You done heard me correct, the voted winner will get a $50 gift card, in which they can buy me whatever they want! Or, I guess, stuff for themselves. Depending on the number of submissions I may also offer prizes for 2nd and 3rd place.

-Submissions will be accepted until February 6th
-Up to two submissions per person
-If your worst date is with me, you can’t submit it. No one wants to hear about that shit. Yes, I’m talking to you Olivia. 

I can’t WAIT to hear the awful stories from you guys! And I’m even more exited to share those stories with the internet.

Submissions are closed. Will post the top 3 soon!

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  • stephanie March 10, 2015 at 1:39 am

    You’re better than chocolate ice cream for comfort after an unfulfilled online dating experience.Are you thinking of standup or a book yet?

  • Erica March 20, 2015 at 6:43 am

    I’m an older gal, but I’d date you Steve! :) But seriously, I came upon your blog as I was about to sign up for eharmony, and you made me laugh. I made a very strong mental note of what your experiences were.
    I’ve got matches out the ying, but only one person with the nerve to ask me those hard hitting first questions so far..We’ll see what develops. Just shared your blog with my daughter-you made her laugh too.

  • Tom September 29, 2015 at 12:10 pm

    Met her online through POF. Spent some time on the phone talking and such, decided to meet for dinner. Got there she barely looked at me. We Ate. After dinner she explained she hadnt eaten all day and was famished. Thank you so much for dinner. She has work early in the morning. I swear the woman I just had dinner with is NOT the woman I spoke to on the phone. Same picture, but completely different voice. Did I just become a food date? Feeding someone’s hungry friend?
    Well that being said, I’m not mad. Glad I could help feed the hungry. More than Obama has done….

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